It’s 86 degrees out and windy as fuck and I hate it thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Yeah. The dog owner developed an mRNA vaccine which this dumbass defunded completely, including Parkinsons and pancreatic cancer.

The Timberwolves would be wise to continue to attack Jokic in space and at the rim. It was free eats in G2.

I would’ve stood up and sat right next to him and said it slowly like he has no comprehension skills left. 😂

Meanwhile his voice sounds like a Furby losing its battery power trapped inside of a washer on spin cycle.

Anthony Edwards on Donte DiVincenzo:

“I love Donte. I told him after the game he’s got gorilla nuts.”

“When he took the three at the end today I was like ‘Ah Donte’ and then he made it I was like, ‘Let’s fucking go Donte.’”

Anthony Edwards on getting up and blocking shots:

“I just be watching Dwyane Wade clips. He was beating shit at the rim so I just be trying to beat shit at the rim.”

OH MY GOD 💀

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Oh my god I love you so much for tagging me in this I am cackling hahahahahahahahahahahha

A lot of credit should go to Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert. Jokic/Murray has been automatic for years for a reason and they just did not stop working.

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DONTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEVER A DOUBT HA HA HA -VOMIT-

JOE INGLES DA INBOUND KING 👑

LMAO

DONTEEEEEEHSVSJSVXZHSH

DUNK IN HIS FAAAACEEEE

FUCK YOU JOKIC

his smile after that layup 🥵

DONNNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

LEGS?! EAGLED.

Oh no we are falling apart at the wrong time ha ha ha

Donte didn’t touch him???

LMFAO MN WILD

I am unstoppable.

Aweeeee ✨

He can have winning plays at both ends with me tbh.

Donte Donte it’s too much, RAGU RAGU! (RAGU is my safe word)

And by that, I mean I am stress eating these gluten free cheez its.

FUCK watching two playoff games at once is bad for my health.