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Albertans are the least satisfied with quality of life across Canada: StatCan | Globalnews.ca A new survey from Statistics Canada shows that Albertans are less satisfied with the quality of life in Canada when compared to other Canadians.

I wonder why? Alberta is the richest province in Canada with the lowest tax rates!

This couldn't possibly have anything to do with the constant negativity Albertans hear from my UCP gov't and our endless attacks on Ottawa.

Read: globalnews.ca/news/1180815...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

22 hours ago 24 9 5 2
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Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

Glad my UCP used the notwithstanding clause to protect Albertans from dangerous sexual predators (a.k.a. transgendered people).

We wouldn't want them interfering with the 62 million men actively learning how to harm women.

Read: www.cnn.com/interactive/...
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

23 hours ago 22 13 2 1
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‘This Is Just a Plan to Cheat, Pure and Simple’ | The Tyee The UCP is spiking an independent Electoral Boundaries Commission report and rigging the next vote.

Of course the plan is to cheat. It’s also to deceive, to gaslight, and manipulate Albertans into voting conservative again and again and again, so we can continue to steal from them.

thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

1 day ago 26 19 1 2
A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, radio show: Your Province, Your Premier. Saturdays at 10AM on 880 CHED. Phone numbers for calling: Calgary: 403-974-8255. Edmonton: 780-496-0063. Alberta: 1-800-563-7770.

A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, radio show: Your Province, Your Premier. Saturdays at 10AM on 880 CHED. Phone numbers for calling: Calgary: 403-974-8255. Edmonton: 780-496-0063. Alberta: 1-800-563-7770.

Friendly reminder:

Every other Saturday I take to the airwaves to gaslight Albertans with conservative lies and disinformation.

Give me a call and tell me how much you support me!
NOTE: Have a conservative-friendly question ready to get past my call screeners!

#abpoli #ableg

3 days ago 30 14 1 1
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Provincial share bumps property tax increase to 7.7% in Edmonton Edmonton city council has finalized its portion of this year’s property tax increase, maintaining the previously decided 6.9-per-cent bump.

You’re welcome, Edmonton!

www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#abpoli #ableg #yeg #yegcc

3 days ago 20 8 2 0
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The Notwithstanding Clause is integral to my UCP’s plan to sidestep the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

We are extremely disappointed that Minister Sean Fraser would try to strip provincial governments that are actively stripping rights of their constituents.

#abpoli

3 days ago 35 10 3 0
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Stats cited by Danielle Smith’s office to kill story on EMS overtime contradicted by government’s own data Government attempts to influence story raise concerns about transparency and accountability

This is how me and my UCP fix healthcare in 90-days!

Read: theijf.org/article/stat...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW #ableg

5 days ago 15 11 0 0
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Bell: Danielle Smith is wrong — Albertans should get a gas tax break Politicians of all stripes agree Tuesday on a tax break at the gas pumps but Alberta Premier Danielle Smith offers Albertans a big, fat zero

I don’t care that my UCP passed a law eliminating the fuel tax when oil prices are over $90/barrel.

I don’t care that I cut fuel taxes before either.

Albertans only get what I think they deserve. Right now, that’s nothing!

edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

6 days ago 21 13 2 0
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Jeffrey Rath:
The ‘Trust me bro’ lawyer for Alberta separatists.

#abpoli #AlbertIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty

6 days ago 11 1 4 0
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Friendly Reminder:

I passed a law that says if oil prices rise over $90/barrel, fuel taxes are cut entirely.

But since my UCP created a $9 BILLION deficit, we are breaking that law and making sure Albertans pay more at the pumps!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
#abpoli #ableg

1 week ago 37 18 3 3
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B.C. United was secretly behind website calling for Rustad to be fired: Elections B.C. The election body says it has penalized B.C. United $4,500 for false advertising.

Of course it’s an Alberta separatist and leader of the Alberta “Republican” Party, Cameron Davies, who did this.

Who else would you expect?

www.timescolonist.com/local-news/b...
#abpoli #ableg

1 week ago 21 14 1 1
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Education | United Conservative Caucus Tell Us What You Think:

Hey Alberta! 📣

We created a poll on Alberta’s education system and charter schools, but we wanted the results heavily biased, so we only sent it to UCP members.

If you’re NOT a UCP supporter, do NOT share this!

unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

3 weeks ago 54 57 6 3
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Nothing says legitimacy and accountability quite like having a public petition on independence where canvassers must sign a non-disclosure agreement prior to collecting signatures and signatories must go to hidden locations to sign.

#abpoli #AlbertaSovereignty #AlbertaSeparation

3 weeks ago 44 17 8 2
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FOR THE LAST TIME:

The Alberta Independence separatist movement is NOT a grift. It’s grassroots and being influenced by the most well respected people in the US, I mean, Alberta!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

3 weeks ago 51 20 2 1
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Service Alberta Minister Dale Nally breached election law, investigation finds An investigation has found Service Alberta Minister Dale Nally violated an election law in his official response to a recall petition targeting him, but he was spared any penalty.

I am proud to see Minister of Red Tape Reduction, Dale Nally, being so efficient in his ability to breach election laws by publicly accessing voter information to discredit someone who dared speak out against him.

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

3 weeks ago 39 18 1 3
A social media post by Marty Up North, a.k.a. Unacceptable fact checker, which reads: Is this real? 
The post is in response to a social media post by Donald Trump, President of the United States which discusses Canada and the Liberal government taking on new MPs from floor crossers.

A social media post by Marty Up North, a.k.a. Unacceptable fact checker, which reads: Is this real? The post is in response to a social media post by Donald Trump, President of the United States which discusses Canada and the Liberal government taking on new MPs from floor crossers.

If only we knew someone who could Fact Check this! Even if that person is unacceptable.

#abpoli

3 weeks ago 12 3 8 1
A social media post by Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, in which he says, "What she said" and includes a social media post by J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, which shows a photo of Imane Khelif, a female Olympic boxer. Rowling's post reads: Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive cheered on men punching women.

A social media post by Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, in which he says, "What she said" and includes a social media post by J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, which shows a photo of Imane Khelif, a female Olympic boxer. Rowling's post reads: Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive cheered on men punching women.

Your daily reminder that conservatives everywhere will throw you under the bus and strip you of your rights regardless of what the facts tell us so long as it helps us politically.

We don't care about you.

#abpoli #cdnpoli

3 weeks ago 23 7 2 1
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A photo of a young man walking hand-in-hand with his girlfriend and him turning back to admire an attractive woman who walked past them, while his girlfriend is shocked to see him turning back. The girlfriend is labeled "Fair Elections". The boyfriend is labeled "UCP". The attractive girlfriend is labeled "Gerrymandering".

A photo of a young man walking hand-in-hand with his girlfriend and him turning back to admire an attractive woman who walked past them, while his girlfriend is shocked to see him turning back. The girlfriend is labeled "Fair Elections". The boyfriend is labeled "UCP". The attractive girlfriend is labeled "Gerrymandering".

Great News! 📰

Thanks to the hard working efforts of UCP appointees who are helping redraw electoral boundaries across the province, my UCP are bringing US-style Gerrymandering right here to Alberta!

Say goodbye to fair elections!

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
#abpoli #ableg

3 weeks ago 34 15 2 0
A graphic showing a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, with text that reads: Back in 2023, on the eve of the last provincial election, gas prices in Alberta were very high: around $1.40 and $145 per litre. Danielle Smith announced a "pause" in the province's gas tax because she and the government caucus were concerned about "affordability" and how the high gas prices were affecting Albertans. Fast forward to today: gas prices are even higher than they were in 2023, they are now around $1.60 per litre, but her and her caucus have no intention of pausing gas tax. Maybe it wasn't about affordability?

A graphic showing a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, with text that reads: Back in 2023, on the eve of the last provincial election, gas prices in Alberta were very high: around $1.40 and $145 per litre. Danielle Smith announced a "pause" in the province's gas tax because she and the government caucus were concerned about "affordability" and how the high gas prices were affecting Albertans. Fast forward to today: gas prices are even higher than they were in 2023, they are now around $1.60 per litre, but her and her caucus have no intention of pausing gas tax. Maybe it wasn't about affordability?

Your daily reminder:

I don't care about YOU and YOUR affordability crisis as long as I'm getting elected, getting free flights and lavish hotel stays, and getting gold cats and other political 'gifts'!

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

3 weeks ago 31 20 4 2
An AI generated photo of a depressed-looking Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta sitting at an Alberta separation petition signing table set up in front of a Costco and a broke down looking truck.

An AI generated photo of a depressed-looking Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta sitting at an Alberta separation petition signing table set up in front of a Costco and a broke down looking truck.

The Alberta Independence movement has stalled and they don't have nearly enough signatures. This is a major problem for the national unity crisis I promised Carney.

Come out to Costco and sign the petition!
Meet the Premier who started it all!

#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation

3 weeks ago 39 15 3 4
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AHS contract to procure Turkish-made children's pain medication ballooned by $7M with no clear rationale: report A former Manitoba judge says he could not determine how an AHS contract to procure children's pain medication increased by $7 million.

Wyant's reports shows that my UCP did nothing wrong. It's perfectly normal for $7 million taxpayer dollars to disappear . . . when you're part of a UCP government. 😉🤫

Read: edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW #ableg

4 weeks ago 25 9 1 2
A poster by the Christian Impact Network featuring a photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, calling for All Christian leaders in Alberta (pastors, elders, deacons, ministry, business leaders, educators, staff, and youth) to the Premier's Annual Christian Summit on May 4, 2026 with a VIP Breakfast on May 5 in Westerner Park, Red Deer, Alberta. A direct dialog between Christian leadership and Alberta's government. Help reshape policies affecting our families, churches, and communities. Let's discuss responsibilities, expectations, and cooperation. Where does your church stand on challenging issues. Be part of the conversation. Also in attendance will be Preston Manning and Paul Brandt.

A poster by the Christian Impact Network featuring a photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, calling for All Christian leaders in Alberta (pastors, elders, deacons, ministry, business leaders, educators, staff, and youth) to the Premier's Annual Christian Summit on May 4, 2026 with a VIP Breakfast on May 5 in Westerner Park, Red Deer, Alberta. A direct dialog between Christian leadership and Alberta's government. Help reshape policies affecting our families, churches, and communities. Let's discuss responsibilities, expectations, and cooperation. Where does your church stand on challenging issues. Be part of the conversation. Also in attendance will be Preston Manning and Paul Brandt.

Blessed be the fruit!

My UCP is closing the gap between the church and state to ensure religious zealots can help form policies like book bans and striping LGBTQ+ people of their charter rights.

Let's bring Christo-fascism back to Alberta!

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

4 weeks ago 38 18 11 4
A photo of an Alberta separatist petition signing location with a large sign on a trailer which reads: Sign Petitien Here.

A photo of an Alberta separatist petition signing location with a large sign on a trailer which reads: Sign Petitien Here.

People often wonder, how I can keep saying that I support a united Canada while constantly changing the rules to favour separatists.

Let's just say, I'm not worried about the separatists getting enough signatures. #ItsAGrift

#abpoli

4 weeks ago 23 5 2 0
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Three quarters of data centre sites planned in Alberta are in high water stress areas Canada’s National Observer analyzed the locations of 38 data centre campuses proposed in the province, and found that three quarters of them are in regions where water use is already in shorter supply...

My UCP cares more about profits than your water needs.

That's why we we're allowing water polluting open pit coal mining in the rocky mountains.

That's why we're going ahead with water consuming AI data centres!

Read: www.nationalobserver.com/2026/03/23/i...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

4 weeks ago 20 13 1 1
An AI generated image of a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, petting a gold cat, with the word GoldSmith.

An AI generated image of a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, petting a gold cat, with the word GoldSmith.

From now on, I want all Albertans to refer to me as . . .
#GoldSmith

1 month ago 40 18 2 1
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These Canadians are helping white supremacists profit from hateful livestreams | CBC News A Canadian streaming platform is helping white supremacists who have been kicked off mainstream social media continue to profit from hateful content, an investigation by CBC’s the fifth estate has fou...

It's no surprise that the racist white supremacist website, Entropy, is registered here in Alberta, where me and my UCP are working hard every day to stoke division and intolerance towards immigrants and minorities.

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #yyc

1 month ago 35 19 2 2
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A photo of an Alberta Independence signing location at an intersection in Sherwood Park, Alberta, showing a number of Alberta flags near the petition signing table and a man waving an American flag at a passing motorist.

A photo of an Alberta Independence signing location at an intersection in Sherwood Park, Alberta, showing a number of Alberta flags near the petition signing table and a man waving an American flag at a passing motorist.

For the LAST TIME:
NO! Alberta separatists are patriots and do NOT want to join the US.

#abpoli #yeg #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

1 month ago 26 8 0 0
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Alberta Premier Redford resigns following expenses scandal Alberta Premier Alison Redford said on Wednesday she would resign as leader of the oil-rich Canadian province following an expenses scandal that sank her party's popularity.

Albertans used to have balls.

They used to stand up against wasteful spending of their tax dollars.

Now, they don't care at all when $1.3B gets wasted on a pipeline, or $80M on pain meds, or $650M on CSFs.

I love it!

Read: www.reuters.com/article/worl...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

1 month ago 37 15 3 2
A screenshot of a news article written by Nich Lichtenberg, Business Editor, posted by Fortune Magazine on March 18, 2026, showing a photo of Donald Trump, President of the United States, speaking and a man looking on. The headline reads: The national debt just crossed $39 trillion - almost doubling since Trump vowed to erase it.

A screenshot of a news article written by Nich Lichtenberg, Business Editor, posted by Fortune Magazine on March 18, 2026, showing a photo of Donald Trump, President of the United States, speaking and a man looking on. The headline reads: The national debt just crossed $39 trillion - almost doubling since Trump vowed to erase it.

Greatest. President. EVER!

I model Alberta's budgets after him.

1 month ago 15 6 1 0
A photo of a farmer standing over a calf and feeding it milk from a milk jug. The farmer is labeled as UCP, the calf labeled as Oil and Gas industry, and the milk jug is labeled as Taxpayer money.

A photo of a farmer standing over a calf and feeding it milk from a milk jug. The farmer is labeled as UCP, the calf labeled as Oil and Gas industry, and the milk jug is labeled as Taxpayer money.

This meme is way more accurate than anyone realizes.

#abpoli #aboil

1 month ago 32 12 0 0