me ❤️

Too Stoned Nintendo, by Cheer Captain from the album A Painting You Can't Afford To See

Happy The Weed day, I made this two years ago as a special 4/20 release

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

(somber and reflectively) sure I just shat myself in public while proudly squealing "look at MEEEE!!!" but when you think about it the reaction of all the people who said "bro you are shitting yourself in public" actually Says A Lot About Society

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

The Strokes closed out their set at Coachella 2026 with performing “Oblivius” for the first time in a decade. During the performance, the band used their backdrops to call out United States and CIA assassination attempts over the years, rampant war crimes including in Iran and the genocide in Gaza.

There's a very good essay to be written about the profound emptiness of *winning* when your project itself is joyless and cruel.

Oh it turns out that vanquishing the college student who uses they/them in their email signature is not bringing you the fulfillment that you hoped for? You are still working in your crappy and unfulfilling job, paying a mortgage you now can't afford, and dealing with your annoying kids... I see.

Hello, I am Alex Goldman, the host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and the former host of Reply All, which some of you probably listened to and liked. I have noticed that a lot of former Reply All listeners have no idea my show exists, so I feel like there's a big untapped audience out there.

i only paid $90 for that MSG ticket

i also saw them at Gov Ball a couple years after that on a hot as FUCK day and that was a great time too. i’m all
set now.

i don’t feel any strong urge to see The Strokes live again since i know they’re hit or miss and i already saw a perfect show. MSG in 2011, front and center pit. ya aint getting better than that these days.

Queer Archive Fever Roundup - Apr 18, 2026 This week’s roundup features a photograph of Assotto Saint at an 1990 ACT UP demonstration, a 1995 poster by Dyke Action Machine!, photo from the Gay Freedom Day Parade in San Francisco, and more!

Really appreciate what Queer Archivist does with their newsletter. open.substack.com/pub/queerarc...

anyways, today is payday and tomorrow is RSD. so i’m going to turn back into a chill and fun guy now.

sometimes i park within 1-2ft of another car so that i’m not taking up extra space for no reason and people get ENRAGED at me for this. THIS IS HOW CURBSIDE PARKING WORKS IN A CITY.

the number of Buffalonians who have clearly never driven or parked in a real city but have the audacity to act like normal things like *not* parking on the street in such a way that no other cars can park within 10 feet of you is crazy behavior just blows my mind

maybe you wouldn’t need to be so worried about bots if you didn’t allow
people to buy and immediately resell tickets for 2 or 3x their original price lol

closed all tabs and cleared cache and it still thinks i’m a bot. AXS might actually be even worse than ticketmaster somehow.

AXS thinks i’m a bot because i have 130 tabs open on mobile

viagara boys toronto show is sold out but there’s also one happening in cleveland….. i HAVE to go right?? it’s their only other non festival show in North America for who knows how long

Party in the woods

hello everyone i am once again ebegging because 1) i need money for groceries; 2) i need to buy more prescription dry cat food and it's expensive and also regular dry food too; 3) need to get my cats updated on their shots; 4) i need to order some needles and syringes for my hormones. info in reply

“job creator” is honestly a better made up job than being a landlord. peak comedy.

Virginia governor, advocates remember Dr. Cerina Fairfax Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women.

Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women

not a lot of bands out there that would reference a single specific league cup goal, but los campesinos! sure did

I AM A MAN THAT’S MADE OF MEAT!
YOU’RE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT FEET!

Posting RXKNephew is basically cheating but oh well

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.