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Posts by Elle Yunque

It's weird contemplating the timeline of just when the maga will have reached overload, among even experienced maga.

As MTG has been hit by a Jewish Space Laser and Charlie Kirk enters puberty.

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SCOTUS recent limitations on national injunctive relief has given us an in.

We need tens of thousands of local level plaintiffs.

We're moving from the macro to the micro.

Over 3,000 counties, parishes, etc.

Study this map. Flood the courts - injunctive relief.

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maga, surprisingly with goggles.

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Buckle up bitches, SCOTUS has laid down a gauntlet for TACO and his minions.

We're either going to die in vain or Taco will be sucking his own dick on FOX for eternity.

Neither of which I'll actually watch.

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Basic fucking principle: Acceptance is far more difficult than rejection.

Simple.

Rejection is a core trait of maga, the GOP, and conservative "thought" in general.

It's easy, it's lazy and it sucks.

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We're not here because Democrats didn't have a message, we're here because the booze (FOX) owned the joint.

Deny, deflect, live in the soothing miasma of what we want (need) to hear and believe.

Empathy doesn't require fucking bumper stickers.

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A few things:

I've be seeing all this shit on how democrats failed for far too long.

Bullshit.

The American people failed. They got addicted to FOX and bullshit.

Bill W and AA have a book dedicated to this shit.

Bill Maher can go eat a bag of dicks.

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Norwegian fuel supplier refuses U.S. warships over Ukraine Haltbakk Bunkers will cease supplying fuel to U.S. forces in Norway and American ships docking in Norwegian ports, citing dissatisfaction with recent U.S. policy towards Ukraine.

When you've pissed off Norway, you've really fucked up.

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Walk out.

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How goddamn much money is it going to cost us to fucking fix this fucking dumpster fire?

Fuck.

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"DOGE is not about efficiency. It is about erasure. Democracy is being deleted in slow motion, replaced by proprietary technology and AI models. It is a coup, executed not with guns, but with backend migrations and database wipes."
Mike Brock

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I have a very woke obsession with the new world moose-knuckle.

Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?

Does it have teeth?

*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"

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Like Joe gives a shit. Joe has had inside access since before Danger Yam was shitting his diapers during man practice at the NY Military Academy.

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The innerwibbles never disappoint. A new lower side window sticker for Wankpanzers and Swasticars:

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When the rubbers meet the road (all fifty million dollars worth of them - eye roll), what in the sam hell are we actually getting for all the cash Phony Stark has dropped into and mercerated in the Danger Yam Smoothie here?

It's as if kale was iDJiT orange all along.

Fuck.

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I've been looking over the vita that is Curtis Yarvin.

"Skin suit, filled with dog vomit and rat turds."

Got it, he must come from the same genus as Crusty.

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A Danish member of Parliament telling Trump what he can do with his plans for Greenland. This is the nicest thing Iโ€™ve seen all day. Hahaha ๐Ÿ’€

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Actually, no it's not. DeepSeek is a basement tape.

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So, China ends up dropping a six-million-dollar AI product called DeepSeek - open source, into the magasphere.

Can't perform basic AI

Leads to a trillion-dot-two-dollar bloodletting in the markets.

This is why we still have labels on toasters advising against their fucking use in bathtubs.

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SNAP also benefits farmers that need a market for their goods.

Danger Yam is the only American president thus far that can fuck in both directions.

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I got a nose hair trimmer for Christmas and my eyebrows have never looked better.

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Would you allow this person to watch over your daughter in the lady's room?

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I just cleaned all of the stray hair out of my old hairbrush while watching Danger Yam playing the maga accordion on mute during a rally word salad.

Quite a game changer. Next up, the shitty litter box under the stairs the kitties have finally given up on.

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Lindsey is perhaps one of only five in the legislative branch whose teeth fold back when Word Salad Shit for Brains puts a quarter in his ear.

Crusty's, from Texas, is activated when his wife is insulted by the orange shit stain.

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I watched Papillon, I know how this works.

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Oh fuck. I had no idea Tucker had a son. I thought he was gay.

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I guess the best part of witnessing J6 convicts being freed is watching them get shot for still being assholes.

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How can any human being continually turn their mouth into an anus with teeth without becoming an asshole?

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What can one imagine being collected in that alt-vaginal fold?

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