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Posts by a one-man murdertwunk

rainbow dash plushies will start manifesting physically in your home

17 hours ago 5 0 1 0

scientists are saying this is the most cat a cat has ever been

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

(rain is extremely delighted to hear all the Watch Details when payu wears it and pai has banned payu from discussing the Watch Details without pai's explicit verbal consent)

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

normally payu listens to his heart or his dick and gets too caught up in rain's rain-ness to deny him as much as he could have. but here payu is, splitting the boy-torment with a neutral third party who does not suffer rain derangement syndrome

1 day ago 6 0 0 0

highlighting that payu is not wearing one of his daily watches that can get chipped or covered in grease no problem, but a fuck-off expensive piece of precision engineering. rain would be able to see his reflection in payu's boots if sky didn't have a hand in his hair forcing eye contact

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

payu lets sky do most of the pinching and twisting and smacking, but sky has not been touching rain's poor little dick, so as not to risk rain coming too soon and putting an end to the evening
payu, meanwhile, is realizing the opportunity at hand. normally he never has the self-control to edge rain

1 day ago 6 0 1 0

please note that payu is still wearing the clothes he wore to pai's rich fuckboy at a classy club night and he smells like the one (1) cigar pai lets himself smoke per fiscal quarter

1 day ago 7 0 2 0

if sky really wants nice even marks he needs to bully both rain's tits evenly. payu can demonstrate

1 day ago 6 0 1 0

rain's understanding of the scene is that once he's done squawking and writhing payu will get back and free him and coo about what a brave boy rain is while drawing a bath
payu, instead, comes back, looks at the tableau sky has presented, and tells sky he's been relying on his dominant hand too much

1 day ago 7 0 1 0
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thinking about love in the air foursome dynamics again. payu and pai heading out on the town for some very masc rich-boy nonsense while rain, to ensure he won't sneak out again and cause an unfortunate scene, simply has to be tied up and bullied by sky all night. he's supervising.

1 day ago 13 1 1 0

TRUE-bitch-kee and SHAW-tetch-kee, respectively

1 day ago 3 0 0 0

if you want a local treat don't get a trdelnik/"chimney cake," they don't taste bad but they're overpriced hungarian imports meant to scam tourists. I like trubičky/kremrole (cream horns) and šátečky, which are like kolaches but folded into a tidy little square. better filling to dough ratio

1 day ago 5 0 2 0

update: lilac season also

1 day ago 11 0 2 0

the worst fumble that can be made pronunciation wise is sounding too american not producing completely different words

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

guy who bought two dozen belt blanks cheap at some market and already had the hardware lying around so why not try to make his own harness really

1 day ago 6 0 0 0

hello north american midwesterners. it is currently redbud season for me, and perhaps also for you. cherry blossom season may still be going or may have ended for you but there are so many crabapples that are also so pretty. go look at a tree it's good for you

2 days ago 19 0 1 0
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they're just *into* each other, they get to want something and know the other person wants it and have it

2 days ago 2 0 0 0

The Tones

2 days ago 2 0 1 0

the hexagonal pelmeni mold is the true triumph of soviet engineering

2 days ago 2 0 0 0

you have my bisexual sword

2 days ago 3 0 0 0

any vigorous jostling would make such an inconvenient mess

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

holding the dick like a cut crystal glass full of grape juice your mom handed you cause she wanted to get fancy with it this easter

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

the heterosexuality plus calm and willing commitment to his profession makes him read flippable straight boy

6 days ago 3 0 2 0
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the big boi verse is rome pov

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

poking back into this thread to propose "roses" by outkast

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

girls.... we do, whatever it will take,

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

victory!!

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

rude of them after they went and took it

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

modern au wang zhi's side gig doing piercings

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hey. hey does anyone remember what it's like to be a fan of things

1 week ago 10 0 1 0
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