Hey all you stupid English people celebrating St George’s Day, bet you didn't know St George was actually a Turkey. Yeah that's right, the very same thing you 'eat' at your 'Christmas'.

To be fair even the great Brian May posted it without knowing but then took the time to find who actually made it and credited me. Class act.

In Greece the movie Ratatouille is known as Mouse-ssaka.

Olaf Falafel's Stupidest Super Stupid Show Award-winning comedian and children's author Olaf Falafel is dishing up another frying pan full of family-friendly comedy.

This’ll be my third time at the Lowry - get your tickets here if you are a family from Salford/Manchester or thereabouts. I promise you you’ll have a great time!
thelowry.com/whats-on/ola...

🚨 NORTH WEST FAMILIES🚨
I’m coming back to Salford in May half term - would be great to see you all there!

thelowry.com/whats-on/ola...

If you know families from any of the places I’m going to, do us a favour and tag them in. It’s a cracking show that the grown ups enjoy just as much (possibly even more) than the kids!!!

Dulwich
Chesham
Chester
Burntwood
Chipping Norton
Salford
Hertford
Exeter
Norwich
Alton
Edinburgh
Luton

Thank you! 🙏 🤩

This is a really good show. My sons and my niblings (ages 9-14) were screaming with laughter

Exeter! Sent the link for the tickets to my wife. She said the kids will love it. I forgot about they might want to come too. The 4yo recently called me "mr macaroni fart bum" so it's probably fair to say they'll have a blast. I'll be seeing you on the 6th

I need to come to Wales 100% - I’ve got my team (me) working on it!

😂😂😂

Again, I probably could have used AI for this but I like to think that screen recording me manually rotating google maps gives this the shonkiness it deserves

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Good luck with yours, always good to have more art shows on children’s tv

I’m doing my VAT return and to motivate me I’ve got Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dip-bop) by Scatman John on loop till I finish.

New York, London, Paris, Munich…

If I’m taking a lot of beans on my EasyJet flight I always book a seat with extra legume.

Happy to share any intel - I had Tiger Aspect option it but sadly the stars never aligned in terms of finding a home. Budgets and already having kids art shows

In 1979 I went to an early Specials gig and I got hit on the head when they were throwing demo cassettes into the crowd. I’ve still got the ska to prove it.

I did learn my lesson when it came to my latest book (which you should all definitely go and buy right now if you want your kids to grow up sensible and wise 👀) www.penguin.co.uk/authors/2870...

Your semi regular reminder that my first ever graphic novel is now out and available to buy from all the places you’d expect. If you’ve already bought one, do let me know what your kids made of it!

www.penguin.co.uk/books/463333...

My 8yo bought it on Saturday and devoured it in one sitting, laughing like a drain the whole time. Already on a par with Bunny vs Monkey!

Bought one for my 9 year old grandson. Could hear him chortling from his bedroom

And if they did like it, the second one ‘Portal Loo Panic’ is out in September and you can preorder now

www.penguin.co.uk/books/463334...

Pro-tip for authors: If you’re promoting your books on TV, hold them the right way up.

The 25/26 Premier League run-in

campsite.bio/ofalafel
More venues are being added soon!

If you know families from any of the places I’m going to, do us a favour and tag them in. It’s a cracking show that the grown ups enjoy just as much (possibly even more) than the kids!!!

Dulwich
Chesham
Chester
Burntwood
Chipping Norton
Salford
Hertford
Exeter
Norwich
Alton
Edinburgh
Luton

UK Garage is also quite dangerous

Doing impressions of characters who advertise breakfast cereals is OK to begin with but it can quickly start to GRRRRRRRAAAAATE!