But I thought we'd all realised that they are just colour blind Tories?

When I need directions and am cycling I simply put my phone in my pocket, trigger maps, turn the sound up. It works for me. However if I were distracted and hit a pedestrian or car, I'm pretty sure I'm come off worst. Not so in a car of over a ton.....

I'm hoping when he is shot it's a direct central head shot and nobody else is injured.

Cars are bad, bikes are good.....

This dude clearly has a degree in stating the bleeding obvious. But how are you going to sort this gig out, my American friends?

We were practically bankruped by the last restaurant we ran. You just don't get anything out of the gig for yourselves and are expected to work 120 a week as a couple. It breaks you eventually.....

Not if it's a "Tied House". You buy what you're offered, end of....

We've not set food in a Pub for over 5 years. We simply can't justify paying over £6 each for a drink.

Well the weather is better in Britain, we love your accent and there are many vanacies here. You don't need to drive, just wander over the invisible border.....

They are only "Labour" in name / brand now. They have swung so far to the Right in their attempt to "Out Reform - Reform" that they now make the Tories look somewhat Liberal.

I'm sorry but just over 30% of you voted and on the pityful number he managed to create a majority. It's not that we hate you all as individuals. But as a nation you really need to fix your voting system ASAP.

Sometime before now would have been pretty good, you know.....

Well we could send the SAS in and kill your president. But like many allies he called is a bunch of dicks. So sorry guys, your on your own. You've got a sxxt load of guns, use them.....

Cyanide is your friend on this occasion.....

Don't drive a car, it's really quite simple.....

Well you could have sprayed him with WB40 and set fire to him. Which would also be reasonable......

Well you might. But as barbaric as it sounds, it's not really a thing in the UK. Share that......

I'd go with eat 1 bury 13. At least you end with an even number. Whether you kill them first is entirely up to you.

Boiling hot food on your feet is not a great gig. Put some blasted shoes on!!!!

Option (3) Cook your own meals from scratch and have wine and money for a holiday in the next 12 months from your saved food / wine budget......

Well the trick here is to stop voting for it. You have a friend who supports it? Bury them under your drive, alive is good with me. Just make sure they can't dig themselves out.

Death is too good for her....

Because tRump and has MAGA clan are all terrorists and should pay the ultimate price?

The base is just bread and a Tomato based sauce. What you choose to put on that is really up to you.

Gravy and Cake? Seems a bit harst and probably won't work too well together? But who knows?

Well done you. Now for the Cafine and water. You'll be there in 28 days or so......

You're a sad case. There's probably pills or a cream to assist?

That's pretty cool!

Sorry guys, it's your mess, you sort it.

I'd go with a good traditional British Pork Pie, you can't go wrong......