Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.
"There’s a reason the film stops in 1988, and it’s not just because it’s his first solo tour."
Screenshot of a tweet by Senator Mark Kelly (@SenMarkKelly) pointing out that George Washington prioritized smallpox vaccination for his troops as key to winning the Revolutionary War, concluding that "a founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth." He quote-tweets a Washington Post breaking news report that Hegseth has ended the military's annual flu vaccine requirement.
Victory favors those who follow the science.
Graphic celebrating Earth Day. A smiling Xavier Becerra stands in the center with arms crossed in a scenic California landscape featuring mountains, trees, orange poppies, and a setting sun. Around him are hikers, a bird in flight, and a small camping tent. Large text at the top reads “Happy Earth Day” and “Feliz Día de la Tierra,” with “California!” in script below. Campaign branding at the bottom reads “Becerra for Governor” and a website URL to xavierbecerra2026.com.
On Earth Day, it’s about results: cleaner air, safer water, and healthier communities.
As Attorney General, I strengthened environmental protections, held polluters accountable, including Big Oil, and delivered for California families.
Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before
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The troops gonna experience a lot of lethal kinetic diarrhea
1. Diamonds & Pearls
2. Raspberry Beret
3. Nothing Compares 2 U
4. Manic Monday
5. Cream
The USA’s new secret deadly weapon: COOTIES.
California is under threat. Every day, the Trump Administration is coming after our healthcare, our families, and our values. There’s no time to learn on the job. We need a governor who’s ready to fight back on Day One. That’s why I’m proud to endorse @xavierbecerra.bsky.social for Governor.
Wtf is wrong with these people, it’s like they think if they say Biden won the 2020 election Trump will materialize in a cloud of smoke and execute them like Voldemort or something….
MAGA: “Trump could cure cancer and you’d still hate him!!!”
Trump:
So apparently Florida is having a gubernatorial election this year too — FL hasn’t elected a Democratic governor since THE MID-‘90S and looking at the crop of Dem candidates this year that doesn’t look likely to change…. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Every Californian deserves quality health care. We will not let Donald Trump rip that away.
Or any subsequent Fall.
The worst thing about aging is that I’m the only one it’s happening to. It’s not fair.
Sorry, but this is wrong. If I can rattle off 15 stone cold bangers from artist without even looking at a Wikipedia page, they’re a GOAT.
TOM STEYER IS NOT A DEMOCRAT
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit
Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here
Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse
Media and universities: AI is here to stay
I need y’all to understand that the military is completely on board with this. If they weren’t, they would have left already.
He said
Campaign graphic for Xavier Becerra for Governor. Teal background with a orange California silhouette, black-and-white photo of Becerra smiling and looking upward. Bold retro typography reads "Becerra for Governor." Bottom banner: xavierbecerra2026.com | Vote by June 2.
California has a fighter on the ballot. No baggage. Just a record that holds up.
Join us — XavierBecerra2026.com.
They can afford all these things but they would rather cut jobs and sacrifice quality to save a few extra bucks for their gluttonous executives.
You know who I would love to see do a door dash to the White House? A coroner.
Cali, Imma need you to STOP calling for Kamala to enter the governor’s race!
A. It is TOO LATE—the deadline has passed to register as a candidate.
B. Do not even THINK about writing in her name on the ballot! If she wanted the job, she woulda ran! DON’T WASTE YOUR VOTE!!!
I will never ever understand any creative person who deliberately contributes to their own obsolescence….
So how does this affect mail-in voting via dropoff ballot boxes? Does the USPS handle those or are they collected by special election officials?
Hey JD come to California and do some campaigning for Steve Hilton! 👋😁
Like @bookersquared.bsky.social said, we can give Tío Xavier Becerra some flash.
We need you to give him some cash!
#BecerraForGovernor #XavierBecerra2026
www.xavierbecerra2026.com
Hello, just popping back in to make sure my Cali peeps know there’s a gubernatorial primary in June & you need to vote for @xavierbecerra.bsky.social. He is the most qualified and has the most experience. We only have one shot at this so DON’T FUCK IT UP. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
