everyone is so mean 2 me 💔

Age 7: my chawizard wiww learn cut

Age 17: nooo why would u give your starter a HM that's so lame

Age 27: my charizard will learn cut

In an uber with my mom and the conversation rlly pivoted from "the price of canned tuna really went up, huh?" to "Did you know that Charlie Kirk's killer does have his gun match the forensics of the bullet" let me OUT OF THIS CAR LMAO

Should devalue the value of specific collectables by how annoying the owner is

Am I cooking

LMAO

this is our first real argument @theoneandonlymiku.bsky.social

Doordashing soup!
Special instructions:
-no lid
-no bag

A screenshot from the new York times website showing their daily crossword options: a small one, a medium one, and a large one. The medium one is called the midi and the tagline is "can you solve this perfect-sized puzzle?"

This newspaper is so centrist that it extends to calling their medium crossword "perfect." The midi cares about decorum.

Don't ask why my screenshot is long

Hoenn I've played thru so much with all three, I just love all three of them equally. The rest I have a favourite.

I'm not happy about this rn

rrreally?????

i cant believe this new batch of internet people dont know that caramelldansen is from homestuck

I'll never not wash my plates instantly, leaving dishes in the sink is my number one ick bc they give me such dysfunction looking at them like I get it with some cookware but as soon as I'm done eating or as soon as I can it's washed. Nausea inducing

She riichi for mahjong till i give her 13 orphans

Danbooru tags: 2girls ^_^ apex_legends black_bodysuit black_gloves black_scarf blonde_hair blue_eyes blue_gloves blue_hood bodysuit closed_eyes commentary_request dancing from_above gloves hair_behind_ear highres holding_hands hood hooded_jacket jacket kanzumesabako looking_at_another multiple_girls orange_jacket scarf simple_background smile wattson_(apex_legends) white_background white_bodysuit wraith_(apex_legends) yuri

Artist: kanzumesabako
Media: apex legends
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83883660

They should make a Korean version of the Mr. Beast games

found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

Justice Gundam progress

Before you proceed I command thee: you must answer my riddles 3

wyd?
what u wearin?
r u single? aha

気楽に落書き

Nintendo trying to charge me 30$ for fire red again like I can't just jailbreak my calculator

Pokemon fire red leaf green romhack where everything is the same but Giovanni is named Dilbert

Um sorry kiddo but some of us senior citizens are #childfree. I prefer the term "grandpersom" tyvm.

yuri shark tank..

Doing a business deal but instead of giving you a handshake, we just hold hands and look in each other's eyes.

waow :)

i want nipple piercings