My real Uncle Duke is 6 foot 5 and could probably take that sonuvabitch Clarence. (Your name caught me by surprise! Glad to see my sadsack uncle is NOT actually on bsky though…)

I think you should blast that soundtrack from a speaker in your pocket while wearing it.

Slightly diminish a band

Shonen Butter Knife

When I saw this before, my random fact machine of a brain neglected to inform you that Ebert and the longest-running High Times EIC went to the same high school and were both known for their commitment to periodicals while there. Although my uncle says Ebert was a total cunt all day, everyday.

Hey B’Sky! Been awhile ‘cus I’m busy doing dumb stuff for fun and limited profit. I am stupidly proud of the alliterative clues I came up with for my Grossword Puzzle! To be featured in the new issue of @lousyhuman.bsky.social lampooning The New Yorker! Silly Eustace Tilly cover on deck next!

Oh, the totally surreptitious machines that act exactly like humans until their spines glow bright red after a good roll in the anti-gravity hay? Fair rule.

Although I was cool with the show until the Jimi Hendrix fever dream shenanigans. They FTL’d the shark at that point.

Drop a fight scene you loved - This probably counts.

Which movie started the rule?

Those the hash/kief covered kind? Bang, zoom, to the moon for a jazz tea party, seriously.

I would murder for the chance to watch those episodes again.

In college, my film/tv friends had a sketch show and managed to get her to cold read some lines for them after interviewing her for something when she had a talk on campus. She was a trooper, but the best parts were where she kept insulting their lame jokes and bad writing.

The last time I went to Wally Mart, I found Jesus (small, plastic figure left on shelf to spread gospel) and stole nail polish (blue sparkles, easily ignored at self checkout). I think that evens out, somehow?

(Blue Sparkle Jesus = decent pre-production title for Righteous Gemstones)

I’m sad I lost access to wearing the JJ Fad one, but I’d Hugo it up!

Joe, a fluffy white and tabby colored cat, is laying on a copy of the comic book Beasts of Burden

I’m waiting on the review from TCJ - That Cat Joe

@evandorkin.bsky.social

The cover of FIREBALL ON THE HIGHWAY, a red digest-sized 'zine. In this photo, the 'zine is on a table next to a flower, a Truck Yard poster, and a Hot Wheels decotora truck

HOT NEW FILM 'ZINE ALERT: I am super jazzed to be an official US distributor for FIREBALL ON THE HIGHWAY: A Truck Rascals 'zine.

Copies are on sale now at theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com/product/fire...

Blue haired gal over 40 with big black glasses, wearing a yellow dress with elephants and a black cardigan. She looks pleased with herself and she damn well should be. She’s leaning her head on her hand and you can see her wrist tattoo that says “ars longa” because the good skills takes time and effort to learn and she’s generally a bit too hasty for her own liking.

Howdy howdy, Void. Just sayin’ hello with my face. Carry on collecting those screams - yer doin’ great.

Come for the tits, stay for the hip thrusts.

I made that! Gonna print some new ones on black shirts soon because apparently most cartoonists won’t wear yellow. Not moody enough, y’know?

Brain hears:

Use some smoked paprika as pounce!

I bet it works swell! Like scenting your letter coquettishly, but spicy.

Me too, but I just call it Unemployment.

Absolutely seconded on the screamin’!

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Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster YouTube video by Squirrel Nut Zippers

This song always manages to sneak-attack the maudlins into something a little more manic and can get me off my ass when I’m in a Sad Jam. Also made me think of that one Muffs vid…

Dropping in to give Steve Ritchie the proper credit on the original arcade voices!

How this 55-year-old's first comic made over $5,000,000 YouTube video by matttt - comic & manga history

What an incredible story youtube.com/watch?v=cqFr...

Two separate passes at cover art for Orgasms on Infinite Earths, done about 9 months apart. Still not happy with the hand poses or the Kirby-esque space jizz portal to Earth #4269

Next issue of Esteem Toilet is gonna have a lot more explicit stuff in it and I don’t think IG is gonna like it. Trying to decide if here is a good place for the inked up lewds and nudes, or if I should go to Patreon. #foodforthoughtsky

I unexpectedly read that like Kendrick said it 😅

The cover of horrorhound magazine featuring Phantom of the paradise wearing a silver bird helmet

A reproduction of the 1974 movie poster for Phantom of the Paradise

The new @horrorhound.bsky.social has a cover story on PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE by @jessicafangirl.bsky.social , and its centerfold pullout is a repro of the film’s one-sheet by the great Richard Corben. Grab it!