I sipped down my coffee a bit before I put the lid on cuz it was a little too full, thought to myself "huh, this brew tastes kinda metallic for some reason..." maybe it's the ACTUAL FUCKING METAL I've got my lips on smh
I want a ghost taco
my bios is ready for WHAT 😳
just saw someone singe a little bit of someone's hair with a lighter on the bus uhhhhh
I prefer it this way actually
I hope my iBook G4 I was issued in the 8th grade is doing okay
It's time to split... @coolgreenapple.com and I are gonna couch co-op the TimeSplitters 2 campaign tomorrow night at 8pm EDT on twitch.tv/enterim
me in blue 📸: @samanthablyn on ig
I was there actually, was pretty sick
idk who in their right mind would choose to DRIVE around this damn town one Uber at rush hour is enough to make me want to never set foot in a car again
man I want a bot to impersonate ME on instagram so I can pull out the "I found you, FAKER!" line from sonic adventure 2 battle
I mindwiped you
I was there
I'm bout to hoover up my fuckin eyeballs I can't take these AI generated ads much longer
attack on titan mentioned
whenever I see Dinosaur Jr. mentioned I always think it's the band T-Rex and I will never be rid of this curse
that DOES make me feel better
stop looking at the summer sale buy my nintendo games at full price
that ain't natural
I have learned that my music PC does not have the gumption required to edit 4K video files without complaining about it the ENTIRE time
I have a "Tom" here who would like to have a word with you
they're doing the .5 A-press challenge, gotta build up momentum then phase into multiple parallel universes to get you your package
youtube.com/shorts/ktmsL... the vid btw
feels like this guy thinks I'm a trans woman and is trying to be a dick but I'm honestly not sure lol
Image of a cartoon cow riding a motorized bike on a sparkling rainbow background. The cow is riding along a wire and doing a wheelie. The image is captioned “How it feels to ride a bike on the first warm sunny day of the year”.
happy bike season to all those who celebrate
thank you for being a friend 🙏
I'm back posting on my youtube channel after a 13 year hiatus youtube.com/shorts/_c5Nr...
summer is cancelled. temperatures above 75 degrees are now banned
apparently my uncaffeinated ass grabbed the berries and fucking cream cough drops (which are basically just candy). honestly they're growing on me
I'm bringing back the lost art of the sparta remix