Don’t worry, I know

I’m not even a scriptwriter and I’m deeply offended by this. @maeve-the-va.bsky.social, gorgeous, go write, this was too much 🙅🏻‍♀️

I can’t help myself. I love a gritty metropolitan city with public transportation. 😍

TOO FUCKIN MANY THATS HOW MANY 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

Oh shit, I forgot my Hoagie was on this app

I’m confused bc I’m not French and we’ve literally never talked but okay babe

Ask me how many times I’ve said “I love Toronto” or “I’m moving to Toronto” in the last 5 days. No really, go ahead. Ask me.

don’t act like you’ve never grabbed tiny mustards at a market for a souvenir

HAHA JOKES AGAIN IM AWAKE 😈

Joke’s on you, I’m going to bed 😌💅🏼

In case anyone was curious, @thesmutcap.bsky.social is having a fucking fantastic time in Toronto. 🥹🇨🇦

Oh thank god

Hi I’d like to report a crime

Wait, but what about import fees??

Billy, ffs, I just woke up

Help, I’m in Toronto with TSC and I’m falling asleep at dinner, what do I doooooo

Hi wtf

patrick star from spongebob squarepants holds a disco ball ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holds a disco ball

Tag yourself, I’m Patrick

So like. Can this be where all those people decide to draw the line? Everything else wasn’t enough but…can this? be enough?

And if I may, this cycle is so incredibly dangerous. The space is far too delicate and there are too many vulnerable creators/members of the community to be able to fight it head on, imo. It’s wild shit.

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

a woman wearing a hat and a pink coat says carry on ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a pink coat says carry on

♥️♥️♥️

Daddy, chill 🤚🏼

(Idk, I said it to @billyyandereva.bsky.social too, you both are on one rn)

Daddy, chill 🤚🏼

a woman with a blue flower in her hair looks at the camera ALT: a woman with a blue flower in her hair looks at the camera

“🗣️BOOTS 🗣️ THATS MY EGO BOOST SCHEDULE AINT BEEN LOOSE FOR A MINUUUUUUTE” - my brain, at any given moment for the last month, at least. (And I don’t hate it)

It doesn’t even need to be a base, it can just be maybe some translucent powder, or a wash of eyeshadow all over, especially if your eyelids get oily throughout the day. I’ll dm you some liner recs, tried and true!

Hiiiiieeeee retired MUA of 15 years! 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼You need gel liner. And you need a little bit of a base to help with potential transfer but gel is what’ll likely change your outcome!

a man in a green elf costume is standing in front of a shelf . ALT: a man in a green elf costume is standing in front of a shelf .

You, probably: