Simpson's meme: Have a sook cunt.

Trump: I’m not happy with Australia.

Australia:

Australian political "debate" is so profoundly stupid. Australia is recognised around the world as a country that didn't cave to Trump and stood against him. In Australia the discourse is "Albo is so far up Trump's arse he can see Orban's feet" or "Albo hates America!". /n

Is it just me or is BRS turning into Jeff Kennett?

Absolutely hilarious.

#AFL #AFLBluesPies

Okay but why were you barefoot waterskiing with Jeffrey Epstein in that depiction?

The US blockade right now.

Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

This is so well done. 👌

Thems fighting words. 🤓

Australian spy plane operators in Middle East not sharing intel with US for offensive operations, defence boss says Information on drones and other threats being shared but defence chief confirms crew taking ‘active steps’ to only contribute to defensive actions * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Australian personnel operating a state-of-the-art surveillance plane are filtering information gleaned from the Middle East war to ensure intelligence is not shared with the United States for offensive purposes, the defence force chief says. As the federal government extended the deployment of the E-7 Wedgetail aircraft on Thursday, the chief of Defence, Admiral David Johnston, said the crew were taking active steps to only contribute to defensive operations. Continue reading...

Australian spy plane operators in Middle East not sharing intel with US for offensive operations, defence boss says

How many times will we have to keep quoting the direct words of the Trump-Vance team’s mediator? It is insane the low regard these people hold us in

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Happy to share this new paper out in JARMAC today, led by the indefatigable @emilyspearing.bsky.social :

Reducing the Belief-Boosting Impact of Misleading Graphs With Inoculation

doi.org/10.1037/mac0...

Narrator: The United States is also a sick country with demented leaders, and has 40% of the world's nuclear weapons.

He stood on his headddd whattttt 🤯 YouTube video by Melbourne Football Club

Jakey Melksham what a ripper.

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#AFLDeesSuns

I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say.

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actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social - level blancmange.

Are you sure? "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent the chocolate eggs from a bunny and the last kick-arse camping trip by the river before winter sets in. But this time we're carpooling."

I was going to say that Albo's address could have been an email, but honestly it could have been a text.

Yeah FWIW I always tell science students to avoid using the word significant, except for where a test of statistical significance has been performed.

the australian tradition of calling your best mate a cunt and your worst enemy mate has no american equivalent and this explains a lot of the miscommunication