it was pretty funny, imo, so maybe a salve depending on the trauma, but I understand

can't believe the alt text is not "muahahahahaha"

recommend Jury Duty (2023) if you haven't seen it

skeptical of this reboot of Big Trouble In Little China

Secretary of Defense extorts AI companies for unfettered use of their products. Meanwhile...

Earth, Wind, and Fire begat Funk

endorse!

π-day π-ku:

Irrationally
Three point one four one five nine…
Math geeks celebrate

trypophobia vibes

obligatory peeve: filmmakers that have no idea of the density and viscosity of lava

I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on

To be expected with networks deployed using RFC 1149 – A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers

"Avian carriers can provide high delay, low throughput, and low altitude service."

https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1149

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

Instead of renting a hotel room for 2 hours I hear amorous couples are booking tickets to see MELANIA for complete privacy

When That Man Is Dead And Gone YouTube video by Mildred Bailey - Topic

Move the furniture, roll up the carpet, let's dance and sing along to this classic:

'When That Man Is Dead And Gone', superb lyrics written by Irving Berlin in 1941, sung by Mildred Bailey:
youtu.be/9ZhI19z7s2M?...

Best gas masks “How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.

“There isn’t a lot of reliable information out there about how to buy a gas mask, especially for the specific purpose of living under state repression. But hopefully after reading this guide you’ll feel equipped to make an educated decision.” [theverge.com]

Precursor to the Once-ler's Super Axe Hacker

A Thneed's a Fine Something That All People Need!

group hiccups phenomenon

Octopus deity of Hayasuhime Shrine

Octopus deity of Hayasuhime Shrine with cats in the foreground feigning sweet innocence (but we know they're really incorrigible delinquents)

Octopus shrine: endorse!
(cat vandals notwithstanding)

spoon-tamago.com/cats-to-blame-for-octopu...

Post a famous bathroom scene

The local reputation of the Ala Wai Canal is perhaps best summed up

@loweringthebar.bsky.social for the collection of attempted water escapes
www.kitv.com/news/crime/man-caught-sw...

in that same period:
• Earth orbital radius increased ~35.4 in
• Moon orbital radius increased ~88.5 in
• Cosmic background radiation ~11.8 nanokelvin cooler
• Cosmic horizon increased ~383.5 light years

rolled that circumsolar odometer past 3.4457e10
(but still barely 0.000027% of the way around the galactic core)

I will never not tilt at that windmill – aggravating that I can't access the touch tone part of the system without some level of verbal response first

Necronomicon?

how euonymic!

hoping this is a food and not medical prophecy

I get that folks can't get past the toe shoes, but toe socks ftw