I'm concerned that you have left a book on your stove top 🔥 Food looks ace though

My son's first derby yesterday as well. He was silent for about 2 hours afterwards. Having to go into school today to take the grief. Hopefully he rises above it 🫣

Fucking hell, is there anything that can't be the fault of women 😂

I've just bought it on the back of your photos. If I have to go out and buy 832 new spices, I am going to cry (not your fault)

Thank you!

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Yes please!

What is this wonder?

Flags have appeared in Ormskirk now as well 😔

A staple during my university years.

They could probably just have it, to be fair.

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A wafer thin mint?

Do you have to eat them all tonight?

I don't have the option to see any free seats, only renew the ones I already have.

You'd think it would be an easy one to win seeing as how I pay, but he has a great combination of stubbornness and jedi mind tricks. I just want to be a bit further away from the away fans.

I'll be renewing. Will probably try and move seats although my son says he doesn't want to 😬

You can't be going into Booths and then complaining about the level of wool.

I didn't like the booing, it was pointless. There is a way back, but it is up to him to show he wants to play for us now. Evertonians are equally both the most and least forgiving people!

Yep, same.

Yes, a long time ago now. We hired a car and stayed at Perast, Kotor, Lovcen national park, and then finally Zabljak and hiked in Durmitor national park. Absolutely amazing. Stumbled across a place called Rijeca Crnojevica which is still my favourite holiday memory.

Is this one of those Buddhist quotes?

Ah, happy/stressful memories.

Ha, it is too easy to drink when it's there.

Yes, sadly. I know I like it so I buy six at a time which makes it £11 a bottle (from Majestic)

Bread & Butter pinot noir is what you need.

Unfortunately, until people see their own lives improving, they'll continue to believe that their woes are the fault of immigrants. Not rich people ensuring they stay rich to the detriment of everyone else. Not politicians making poor choices. Not their neighbours who game the system.

Yep, I was thinking about this yesterday. I wouldn't have given Mother's Day a second thought until all the opt outs, I wish they'd do away with them. They may as well shout IS YOUR MUM DEAD?

I live just down the road so we share the same MP.

I have joined the Greens in the last 6 months, from Labour. However, I would always vote tactically, if necessary, to keep Reform out.

I don't want to dismiss any of what you just said, but remember that kids value love and time more than any material thing. You can have loads of fun making birthday hats and baking a cake together. I hope she has a lovely day.

Absolutely be more like this lad, the world would be instantly improved.