This may have been my perfect episode #Survivor

You all are talking about “the Pope is weak on crime” and I feel like the real gem is “should get his act together as Pope.”

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

Ramona has become a big space fan. Welcome home, Artemis II. What an incredible quest.

HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

He wants to work with women???? Hard not to stan

A vibrant scene with dolphins, tropical fish and rainbows. The text reads "how it feels to contribute to the declining birth rate"

Every day, this meme goes harder and harder.

IT WAS SO DUMB

Yeah we fast forwarded through the second song

E M I L Y
F L I P P E N
F I N A N C I A L
A N A L Y S T

Right???! I was like, that makes them MORE likely to use it!

Literally caught the same thing. She looked like she was in shock

LOVE THIS 💗

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Who up wutherin they heights

FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.

RFK Jr. is now blocking an updated flu vaccine for NO reason grounded in science.

American vaccine policy has been hijacked by a conspiracy theorist—yet most Republicans are happy to just sit on their hands.

They are allowing FDA policy to be dictated by DELUSION.

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Another ICE case! Murphy's owners fled the state and couldn't take him with :( Murphy is dog/cat/kid friendly and just an all around good boy. He is being dropped off today, if anyone can say YES! Email fostersupport@thebondbetween.org!

The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.

He’s coming for my neck with this I can’t wait

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

JANUARY HAS BEEN TOO MUCH, IT'S CANCELLED

"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.

#AccountabilityIsComing

the natural evolution of the pop tart bowl is to dress every player as a pop tart and play the game that way

My tweet from 2023: I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises. Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

BABE this is STUNNING!!!! Congrats!!!

The Sheep Detectives - Official Trailer (2026) Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Patrick Stewart YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers

Okay what the actual fuck this actually looks hilarious

youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

You know what would put me in a good mood when flying?

Prioritizing air traffic controllers mental health and paying them more

oh and

Making flying more like going to bed by actually making the seats comfortable for long trips, like lets install reclining movie theater seats for flying.

No, YOU cried from No Good Deed through the rest of the movie. #Wicked