oh my god WHAT

Yeah??

Have I found another Knight Rider devotee in my orbit??

Some people are REAL mad about that documentary.

I remember bringing it up once on the old site and there were instantly 3-4 accounts (from what I could tell, not bots) LEAPING to MJ's defense.

Like people were going out of their way to find people posting about it. Just bizarro.

I'm telling you I need to write a clickbait video essay called "What every Knight Rider reboot gets WRONG" for the twenty people who are going to care

... and hope it doesn't fall on deaf ears

No actually!

People keep trying to reboot Knight Rider as a slick scifi show or a crime procedural but... it's a WESTERN!

It's gotta be a stranger breezing into town with their "horse" getting into shit with disreputable bankers, corrupt cops, or cattle thieves, and then riding off into the sunset

idk if it's truly "niche" or not but I would crush the shit out of a Knight Rider reboot if anyone ever let me at it.

None of the previous reboots have ever been able to grasp what makes the original series fun and I KNOW, without a second's hesitation to consider it, I could right the ship.

Soon there's gonna be a new tech startup that just calls itself "Evil Incorporated" and people are gonna be like "but they make really baller watches" or something and never question anything else about it

This is me with the ants in my bathroom.

"Gaze upon your fallen comrades, little one... Are you SURE you still wish to trespass here?"

It is fundamentally dishonest and completely delusional to be going around saying "ah, someone is not technically correct about their reason for disliking AI! AI skepticism is therefore very much like the anti-vax movement!" Go fall in a hole

Oh My 😨

Stranger Things should have ended with someone shrugging their shoulders and going "Well... Stranger Things have happened..."

Belle is back to her favorite activity: reading novels 📖💕🏰

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Sticker illustration of a yellow dog with floppy ears sitting down with its tongue sticking out with text beneath it saying “am puppy.”

am puppy

Aroo?

Selfie. I am wearing a big black dog fursuit head with gray highlights. A hotel is in the background.

Buppy-mode activate

"hey I just wanna talk"

"this horse is getting so fast, it's going to become a train any day now"

Not long enough 😵‍💫

It's always really strange when you have a falling out with a random creepy dude... and then years later find out they became colossally fucking popular... and then years after THAT find out they were bizarrely creepy in all the same ways to other people after you

What a head trip

Every gay friend group

I'm stoked for this

We should all be so lucky

An AI movie about Bitcoin is made to appeal to one very specific type of guy who is (unfortunately) going to be completely insufferable about it

do people not know this???

once the bubble pops and these companies shut down, I'm looking forward to being part of a privileged class of Competent People Who Can Do Basic Tasks.

HELLO.
I'M GETTING SURGERY IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS.
ALSO HYPNOSPACE IS 75% OFF ON STEAM.
IT'D BE RAD TO WAKE UP FROM THE PROCEDURE TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF REPOSTS.
PLEASE ENJOY THIS VERY LONG SCREENSHOT.
❤️