Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
Priceless post from the official White House social media
The worst human beings in the country should not be running the country.
Typhoid Mary ass secdef
At this point court-packing isn't enough. We need to jail and disbar some SCOTUS justices.
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Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
Y'all are gonna lose your minds when you hear about horses.
A tale of two Americans: The Pope speaks out against Russian atrocities. The president says nothing (and even worse, relaxes sanctions on Russia while ending aid to Ukraine).
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help” is almost literally what Mayor Mamdani is saying and it’s great actually
Florida GOP Rep Anna Paulina Luna is all over Russian state TV attacking Ukraine. I’m not saying she’s a Putin asset, but I’m not not saying that.
TRUMP, throwing insults at Pope Leo:
“weak on crime”
“terrible for foreign policy”
“catering to the Radical Left”
“owes his position to me”
“sit down and mind your own business”
POPE LEO, unbothered:
“We are called to love.”
Imagine being so unpopular and evil that you have to drop this amount of money and invent new forms of ratfucking so you can beat a 27-year-old who regularly wears a Snorlax onesie to bed.
Yeah, I think one of the most incredible things about the pope-off is that when previous popes have done similar things, it had to go through a translation barrier, but no nuance and no shade is lost when the American pope is being bitchy [complimentary]
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
You're poor, for his war.
DONALD TRUMP:
“LA LA LA LA . . . Reality, I can’t hear you! . . . LA LA LA LA!”
Other nations harmed by Trump’s lunacy would be wise to think out of the box on how to rein him in. Particularly ones where Trump has properties.
If you book a business ticket and there are La Premiere seats available when you check in, you can upgrade for much less and it is WORTH IT. (Eat the rich nonetheless)
How much did Whataburger pay to sponsor those parachutes????
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-base...
Trump wants to increase the White House renovation budget by $338 million after his One Big Beautiful Bill Act made the largest cut to Medicaid in history…
Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation
Dolly Madison stands at a lectern with notes
That time Dolly Madison held an impromptu press conference asking everyone to stop talking about her snack cakes.
Turns out, Iran is surprisingly good at trolling the Orange Atrocity.
🇮🇷 vs 🍊💩
Check it out their work here:
Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...
when all this is over, when we've outlived all the badness, I wonder about the measurable impact on our brains: years of heightened cortisol, wrought by his unstable games.
"Other countries are our property, and we dictate their behavior. You know, like women in marriage."
I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Eleanor Roosevelt’s new york state gun permit from August 5th 1957. She is elderly with a fur stole, listed as writer and lecturer
Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe
