GET IT TWISTED AND CURSE THE WORLD.

ITS NEVER DIFFERENT. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

THATS JUST NORMAL. I HAVE THAT EVERY WAKING HOUR OF THE DAY.

HORRIBLE AFTERNOON. JUST TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE!

I DONT KNOW HOW TO CAST THIS.

MY NEW EVIL SCHEME: KILLING YOUR DAD FOR BUS FARE, THEN WALKING.

“SLAY” THEY SAY AS THE HEAVENS DECEND UPON THEM. IT STILL COUNTS!!! ITS “SLAY”.

WELL THEN JUST LET ME HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT THEN. ITS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN TRULY WORK ITS MAGIC ANYWAYS.

WE COULD MAKE THIS WORLD BOW TO OUR KNEE, YOU KNOW. WITH PURE POWER!

IT SHOULD BE SMALLER.

NO BODY EVEN RESPECTS EVIL WIZARDY ANYMORE. YOU CAN SUMMON A GHOUL FROM THE GROUND WITH THE POWER OF THE COSMOS AND PEOPLE WILL JUST ROLL THEIR EYES

THESE ARE RUNES YOU ARE SPEAKING TO MY FOULS EARS. WHO WOULD WANNA WATCH A BALL GET THROWN AROUND FOR HOURS?! THAT SEEMS EYE MELTINGLY DULL.

SOUNDS BORING. WHO WOULD WANNA WATCH A "SUPER BOWL." WHATS SO SUPER ABOUT IT? IT'S LARGE?

FINDING NEW AND SCARY WAYS TO COPE. THIS NEW ONE IS CALLED "FIREBALL".

...BUT DO CRY. OR SCREAM. OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW. ANYTHING BUT QUIETNESS.

OH, PLEASE, DONT CRY IN GLEE! I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE MISSED THE CERTAIN BRAND OF TERROR I BROUGHT... BUT TRULY YOU SHOULD KNOW...

EVIL NEVER DIES! MHAHAHAHA!!!!

she/they for mun
they/them only for veigar

i dont know how serious ill be on them but yeah
mdni

WHEN THUNDER CRACKS
AND THE EARTH SHAKES UNDER THE ENORMITY OF MALICE

YOU CAN BELIEVE ONLY ONE THING! YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE EVILEST VILLAIN OF ALL TIME

LORD VEIGAR, THE MASTER OF EVIL.

[ WRITTEN BY RILEY. ]