i had to scare off two different dogs that charged at morty the last time i took him for a walk and i am still so mad about it. literally just walking around our neighborhood and people have their dogs chilling outside without any sort of leash or collar.

my life is significantly better on stimulants

let's have fun with it tonight guys

Imagine escaping from the Earth and then finding out you have to come back.

wide awake at what cost

i love my little sister even if she is kind of a bitch. i’m allowed to say that but like. no one else is

tell a straight white male that he has some straight white male tendencies and watch how pissed off he gets

had a bad dream so now i’m mad at my man

i want to be blonde again

even the generic was more than i can afford monthly 😅 my insurance covered about 2/3rds of it but i definitely cannot afford $120 a month for a single prescription

we are switching to adderall because ummm who can afford vyvanse? 😗

shoutout to my doctor for prescribing me vyvanse and ambien in one visit without questioning me or making me look like a drug seeker

bookmarks feel like too much work. i’d rather see the tab than look through bookmarks 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 down to 249 now though. putting in work

they are my emotional support tabs 😭 currently down to 305

going through the 400 open tabs on my phone browser. how low do we think i can get?

i am very hungover

girls shouldn't have to do taxes

if someone explains why something is hard to do, explains the trauma behind it and how it still to this day will invoke a physical/mental/psychological trauma response, your response should not be “yeah well eventually you’re just going to need to get over it.” bro wtf 😂

their newest one is so good. they are all good. but breach is a masterpiece

thinking about something fucked up that someone said to me and i just keep replaying it in my mind and like. what the FUCK 😂 i am not having a good time

my favorite 😭

this is a trick question, i already have both of these personalities

what if i changed my personality from pokémon to twenty one pilots

you can go to hell, we're going to culver's

as a preschool teacher i often went for comic sans. it’s all about the lowercase a 🥲

a selfie of hailien in front of the goonies house in astoria, oregon

HEY YOU GUYS

portland, i am in you

on a plane 🤓

i am too anxious to sleep 🥲

anytime something cool happens around me - events, concerts, shows - it always has to be on a fucking weekday. why are two of my favorite bands having shows on a monday and a wednesday 😭