My 8-year-old saw this image on my iPad and immediately said “I need that picture; I need that cat!” 😂

We put a “Monster Spray” sticker on Febreze and would spray it in the girls’ room telling them that this would keep the monsters away… that and about 30 nightlights that keep multiplying 🤷🏻‍♂️

My 8-year-old is on the Hobbit snack schedule: 1st breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevensies, 1st lunch, 2nd lunch, mid-afternoon snack, pre-dinner snack, {barely eats dinner}, post-dinner snack, then 1st dessert— with option of 2nd dessert.

Chart showing millions of lives saved globally due to select vaccinations.

The number of deaths averted globally due to vaccination is absolutely staggering.

Silly Shock

Oops… my bad… I thought we were quoting Airplane!

… Do you like movies about gladiators?

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

RFK wants to restrict use of weight-loss drugs like Ozempic More than 9million prescriptions for Ozempic and similar weight loss drugs are written every year in the US, estimates suggest - which is one of the world's fattest nations.

GLP-1 agonists like Ozempic represent one of the greatest advances in metabolic and nutritional health of all time (w/ likely even more health benefits we haven’t fully discovered) but RFK thinks that anyone taking them is “stupid” and “addicted” and just didn’t really try hard enough to lose weight

Avoidable things are killing our children.

Politician pleads guilty in sexual assault case after being elected to Hancock County Council HANCOCK COUNTY, Ind. — A current central Indiana county commissioner has pleaded guilty in a Nevada sexual assault case, days after being elected to his local County Council. John D. Jessup – a cur…

A Trump supporting, anti-trans, anti-gay Republican was elected commissioner of the county where I grew up. He won despite being in jail on election night for a sexual assault in Vegas.

It’s now come out that the woman he assaulted was his daughter.

fox59.com/news/indycri...

Surely I misheard. There’s no way Dr. Oz, the OG grifter, president of grift university, has been tapped to lead the largest and most influential US healthcare entity.

Empathy and compassion are free.

I almost asked if my elderly patient needed a SLUMS when they asked for the COVID vaccine as I was certain they were demented 😵‍💫

Is sharing our writing a thing here? 😊
Proud of this piece because it represents the work of so many trying to make medicine and communication better for our patients. #MedSky
www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/action/showP...

Correction Rates and Clinical Outcomes in Hospitalized Adults With Severe Hyponatremia This systematic review and meta-analysis evaluates the association of sodium correction rates with mortality among hospitalized adults with severe hyponatremia.

Honey, stop what you're doing, new hyponatremia research just dropped!

What's it say?

It looks like slow correction is associated with worse outcomes, like death and length of stay!

Was it just a small study?

No, it was a meta-analysis of almost 12,000 patients!

jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

You find some one with moderation lists, like @numb.comfortab.ly , and subscribe and then select “mute all” or “block all”

Hmmm… I seem to have blocked myself— that can’t be a good sign 😅🤐

Clearly, this is in reference to Karoline’s earrings. Karine went a little simple with her choice.

I find that death is a common way that patients will fail to compete their PFTs. This is closely followed by inability to put down the cigarette long enough to perform the testing…

Top guesses:
Perichondritis- oral ciprofloxacin
Impetigo- topical mupirocin

So, so true 🐻 😢

As I watch the Colts (whose fans also may require some element of therapy since the departure of Peyton Manning), I can at least take solace that they and my Bears seem to be trying this week 🤞

They Queen of Hearts would approve!

Vaccine Safety: Examine the Evidence Vaccines for kids are studied closely before the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends them. Safety evidence is gathered when a new vaccine is made and after it is authorized.

Key references on vaccine safety👇👇👇

www.healthychildren.org/English/safe...

What an awful country club… I bet it’s somewhere in South Florida.

This might actually be a photo of Trump if he keeps up with the McDonald’s and gets “Muskblocked” from GLP-1s.

Well, McDonald’s was a major campaign contributor… You wouldn’t want them to seem hypocritical, right?