An electoral college, but it’s based on how much your state makes of GDP

The man in charge of our money right now doesn’t know what a T-bill is and wants to crash the economy, simultaneously.

Welcome to America

Too accurate

Hoooooo boy.

I take my whiskey neat.

The absolute funniest part of the DEI removal by this administration is that a whole lotta white people are about to find out that they are, in fact, just very very mid

There are very few people left on the other place who aren’t there solely to scam

Please explain

I am exhausted and very very sad

One of the least discussed problems that have arisen (albeit minor compared to others) is that childcare was obliterated this week in LA.

Parents just barely hanging on this week to get things done, I am with you

We just sold our lovesac finally a few weeks ago 🤣

The most underrated part of LA is its library system.

I have read 5 libby books while on holiday and I can’t believe how easy it was to get them.

The most underrated part of LA is its library

I’ve made it through 5 books I really wanted to read and would’ve paid ~$20/book on Amazon to buy.

MAHA movement

The funnel of my crunchy mom friends who are converting to republicanism is both astonishing in rate and also like whyyyyy

Oh yea for sure

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nobody is watching your company’s 2024 “Wrapped”

Why do I feel like I’m living in Idiocracy these days

Am I the only one who thinks it’s unbelievably gross that Elmo is shutting down the government just in time for the holidays???? You’re closing down in time to not offer WIC and stop paychecks to govt workers???? What is this dystopia

It’s kind of funny the threadbois never switched platforms because their trash won’t stick here 😂

Do we think this disappears when he culls the FDIC or

BofA just added this today to the mobile UI

Trump’s going to remove bank watchdogs like the FDIC lolololol

Gonna be a fun 4 years

ServiceTitan pops to $101 in cloud software vendor's Nasdaq debut after selling shares at $71 In the first notable venture-backed tech IPO since April, ServiceTitan shares jumped after the cloud software company raised about $625 million in its offering.

Let’s gooooo

www.cnbc.com/2024/12/12/s...

This is a hard left from your usual rap

My sister is officially a board-certified neurologist. She fought her way through this after a nasty divorce, had 2 kids through med school and residency, and is life maxing. At the age of 40. You can do anything you put your mind to, fam.

It was $110M summer ‘23

Highly doubt it

MoneyLion went public via SPAC in 2021 for $2.4 billion

The acquisition of MoneyLion that was announced today by Gen is valued at ~$1 billion in cash.

SPACs remain undefeated in being the best way to find losers

The gang’s getting back together, baybeeeee

Omg hiiii welcome home we’ve missed you

I don’t know who needs to read this, but you cannot rent a property on homeowner’s insurance 😵‍💫