Moynihan Train Hall, I'm looking at you. What a beautiful, empty building with a miniscule ticketed passenger lounge.

The correct solution to concerns like "if I use em-dashes, people will think it's AI" is just to write in an achingly beautiful way so that no one can mistake it for garbage written by a machine.

🌲 reminder that Martin Luther would have been a Dril-level poaster and he would want us to print this tweet out and nail it to the door in Wittenburg as a bit

No, petty theft is not class war

IF IT DOESN‘T SPARK JOY, LIGHT IT UP

Me and fountain pens.

I won’t stop you bc it’s only $69. On the other hand, I covet the clerical frock coat ($2500).

I love this so much

The other day I mis-typed it as “ChaatGPT” which made me think of a LLM that generates delicious Indian food.

Meme: Alastair Sim as Scrooge looks out his window and says "You boy! Are the Straits of Hormuz open today?"

*smashes the buy button*

I will read you Posts over the telephone

Log off Joshua

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Easter 4 be like ⚓

Will message tomorrow!

I’m sure he was trying to avoid any hint of having his pinky in the air

I was taught the latter unless you are warming a red/dessert wine to taste it

Chicken, Mushroom and Bacon Pie Even the word pie is comforting. But then, it would be hard to deny the very real lure of pastry, especially when, as here, you know you're going to dunk it in gravied juices till its luscious lightne...

Chicken, Mushroom and Bacon Pie is #RecipeOfTheDay! Purists won’t consider these pies, though, as they’re unashamedly lid-only affairs. Luckily, the rest of us can happily revel in them. www.nigella.com/recipes/chic...

oh no

This is incidental but the way he’s grabbed the stem of the glass with his whole fist is driving me nuts. Fellas, is it gay to hold stemware correctly?

Just had to certify I’m not delinquent on child support to renew my fishing license, which honestly is a great idea.

The zoo is about to have so many new residents

Thank you, Bill.

Extraordinary companions to the pulpit at Trowse Church, Norfolk

Poster of Sam Wang and Joshua Weitz for an event: The Future Of Science: a timely public discussion on the impact of attacks on science and medical research. April 29, 2026, 4:00pm, Frist Campus Center room 302, at Princeton University. Reception to follow.

Next week here on the @princeton.edu campus: What's the future of science? Guest Joshua Weitz will give an overview of the federal attacks on science. Then we'll have a sitdown conversation on what's ahead, and what we can do.

Next Wednesday 4/29 at 4:00pm, Frist Campus Center 302.

LEEEEROY JENKINS!

All of these cute stories about robots running sub-4 min miles during a half marathon fail to mention how terrifying it will be when these things are hunting us for sport in 2029.

it me, the bulletin is in my desk at work

St Patrick’s Breastplate
Thy Strong Word Did Cleave the Darkness
Love Divine All Loves Excelling