oh no Buffalo. that one hurts my goalie brain

No, Acrobat, I don't want to listen to an AI podcast of the PDF I just opened. There's actually nothing I'd rather do less than that.

We got a new Saosin single, in the year of our Lord 2026

lmao fuck everything about this world cup

Taco Bell is a brand that believes in living más. Aaron Judge is an example of the live más mentality.

never has been

printing random stuff on their printer

truly cursed platform

This is still a Shane Lowry stan account regardless of that last shot.

@smtuffy.bsky.social if Rory puts the green jacket on Lowry, is reunification back on the table?

Shane!!! 🇮🇪

I'm assuming they register you when you get your drivers license now (or something like that)?

No, Polymarket, I don't want to "Trade the Masters". I want to watch golf and drink beers* in peace.

*or transfusions

in this household, we Stan the Richmond Rat

@tommyoblivion.bsky.social UFA tickler lives?

ItaLOLy

Omg

JOHNNIES!!!

omg what a pull

welp. time to watch college basketball and disassociate from the news cycle

Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.

@smtuffy Sláinte

Play Like a Pro 2026 - Shane Duggan Hello and welcome (back)!​ In a few weeks, I will once again be participating in the 12h Annual Play Like A Pro charity hockey game at Madison Square Garden on March 23rd, 2026. The Play Like a Pro ga...

Band of Parents’ goal is to fast track a cure w less toxic, targeted therapies & we need your help to increase the survival rate for this devastating childhood cancer. >90% of $s raised for this incredible charity go directly to neuroblastoma research, and we need your help to beat this disease!

Play Like a Pro 2026 - Shane Duggan Hello and welcome (back)!​ In a few weeks, I will once again be participating in the 12h Annual Play Like A Pro charity hockey game at Madison Square Garden on March 23rd, 2026. The Play Like a Pro ga...

🚨In two weeks, I will be back behind the bench for the 12th (!!) annual Band of Parents charity hockey game at MSG to raise $300k+ to fund research to treat the rare children’s cancer neuroblastoma. Will you once again join me in supporting this amazing cause? 🚨 🏒🥅 👇🏼 p2p.onecause.com/plap2026/sha...

It's a speech in front of the SBA (room full of cops) not reporters

That was awesome

Gotta dig deep. Get pucks on net. Get pucks deep.

It’s nice to feel emotions during a hockey game again

I think this is the earliest I’ve ever been in a bar