Exactly what I meant.

Look on the bright side, everyone is learning what Force Majeure means.

I learned from The Princess Bride that you NEVER get involved in a land war in Asia.

This is what happens when you only know insults in parseltongue.

You will look like you swallowed a watermelon.

Chew carefully.

A screenshot of a Twitter account asking the Twitter AI Grok to remove the dress of a 15 year old actress from Stranger Things

OK, at this point if you or someone you know is still on Twitter they are supporting this. There is no way around it. Twitter promotes CSAM. Start shaming them.

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trope graphic for THE SMALL HOURS, by Bob Pastorella.

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Horror? Same problem. Rural is tough too.

What a great title!!

Don’t adopt any Huskies.

Where can I read more?

What is everyone watching for Spooky Season/Halloween? I watched Primitive War last night.

Not today Satan, but I am available tomorrow after 2 PM.

Loved it. Nailed the landing!

I didn't "miss work". I've been "raptured", Janet.

I'll be around either way.

I’m literally doing that right now. Great minds!

I think that would be awesome.

What's a "REKs writing cabinet"?

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Nice. I actually just finished a short book with a down on his luck farmer. There's no chicken but there is a donkey named Roger.

Thanks. What's the premise of your fuck-it script if you don't mind saying?

Going to push really hard to finish a very detailed rewrite of my novel BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN...in which a family adopts a cat who turns out to be the familiar of a murdered witch. Breaking Bad x Harry Potter.

I'm doing my rewrite on my novel. It's about a family that adopts a cat who is actually the familiar of a murdered witch.

A scene from terminator 2: Arnold: It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29.

Happy Skynet day to all who celebrate!