A gray bunny rests on a black and white blanket under a table next to a green and white stool.

Same energy, but about my city’s soccer club repeatedly abusing a helpless armadillo while the fanbase farts around like their club isn’t perpetrating some grotesquely evil shit

A lop bunny sits on a yellow pillow in a car, next to a hand and a book.

This squad is working well together 📈🖤💚🙏

@bradstuver.com need you here 🙏🥺

…maybe? Somehow it seems like the team is working together better with only Uzuni up front… but still a tallllll order

It’s on, he got this 🤞

Love this starting 11… feels like the squad has finally (almost) “gelled”

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Thanks so much for this response!

Deeply appreciate your concern for Speedbump, raising awareness about his welfare is huge 🙏

cc @austinfootballclub.bsky.social

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Oh man, you're absolutely right! Episode 5. You are true knights. Glad you guys see the awfulness. The club's/fanbase's blissful indifference is chilling. Carry on.

humble request (since Speedbump was mentioned on the pod) to discuss at some point the animal welfare concerns of exposing a naturally shy/nocturnal creature with sensitive hearing to bright stadium lights/deafening noise/crowds of random handsy people at club promotion events 🙏🦔🤕

Uzuni’s grumpiness is a VIBE let’s goooooo

Uzuni chewing the boys out after receiving a prime assist and scoring a goal - love the energy 🔥😂🤷‍♂️📈

(I will buy a fancy beer at Q2 for anyone who can convincingly argue that what our club does to Speedbump is not animal cruelty)

Armadillo hearing is so sensitive it can pick up insect movements (that’s what they eat)

Exposing one to bright lights and deafening noise at Q2 (or crowds of random people) is kind of like waterboarding a dog

You too @philwest.bsky.social 🦔💔🙏

They could pre-record a video of him being a happy dillo in a comfortable environment

You guys have a voice, other pods are silent.

The right thing to do is clear. Putting your voice on the right side of this would have a huge impact!

(my ticket rep knows, but we need public voices to chime in)

His handlers, the "Sparks Agency", is also pure evil. Look them up, they race armadillos for sport, it's barbaric, like 19th century circus cruelty

If our club has a soul they should rescue SB + give him a safe environment to be a happy little dillo. No weird/traumatic entertainment stunts at Q2.

Animals often poo out of stress - it's a fear response (if you've ever taken a cat to get shots at the vet, you've seen this)

Poor Speedbump was likely overwhelmed, the poor little guy had nowhere to go, so he just went. Pains me deeply that our fanbase just smiles and laughs at animal suffering 😔

@theverdependent.bsky.social love the pod, listen to every episode, but the Speedbump story broke my heart.

Armadillos are naturally shy + nocturnal, exposing one to crowds of handsy people, to say nothing of the bright lights and deafening noise of Q2, for entertainment is beyond awful.

@thepostcincy.com A+ Inter Miami takes on the World's GAM this week, totally agree 🤘💯