Nick Offerman is TURTLE POPE in ELDEN RING

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Even at the happiest place on Earth, bad things happen. The film that “takes you places you probably dreamt of going - but didn't want to suffer the consequences” (Forbes) comes to theaters starting May 21. See #StolenKingdom with filmmaker Q&As, special guests and more on the BAD THINGS HAPPEN TOUR

I'm afraid Marmaduke is at it again

putting my life savings into Kalshi to bet on DEVO playing "Theme From Doctor Detroit" at Coachella

In this, Mike mentions the time we learned that Pink Cadillac did not live up to the expectations of "Clint Eastwood wears some wacky disguises"

My Stupidest Post: The Time I Called Someone Named John Carter In Every State To See If They Were Seeing ‘John Carter’ Although this is being sent out on April Fool’s Day, pay no heed, the only fool in this whole endeavor was me. This has been, by far, the most requested “post that had been deleted from the internet” ...

I’ve gotten more requests to bring this post back from the internet graveyard than anything else. So here it is, for April Fool’s, my stupidest post: the time I called someone named John Carter in every state to see if they were going to see the movie JOHN CARTER

From: kpatel@fbi.gov.us
To: duffy@gmail.com
Subject: Boondock props

Dear Mr. Duffy,

I am Kash Patel head of FBI. I am a big fan of your movies Boondock Saints 1 and 2. I asked digital forensics to find your email so I could ask if you could send me a prop for my office preferably a gun. Thank you

Is Car Jitsu on there

This is great news for me, somebody who frequently dug into the $5 bin at Virgin Megastore and still has not opened many of those purchases

oh I knowutyamean

I'm just picturing Mike H yelling "hey it's the guy who dressed like Mad Hatter for Halloween!"

lotta amateurs in the replies of this that clearly have never spent quality time trolling dive bar jukeboxes

this is why I know the most effective answer is something by Crazy Frog

seeing way too many actual songs without a single mention of Crazy Frog

Tony Khan masterfully schedules Andrade vs Bandido to start just as the Oscars wrap

the original version

but did you catch Dead Kennedys in the new SpongeBob movie

I'm sorry but I just can't get behind somebody that turns heel on Aquaman (and the whole world) to align themselves with that bastard Lex Luthor

I will likely embark on this in April when the tinier kiddo starts daycare

Well now I'm extra annoyed I haven't been able to play this yet!

Longtime Fanhausens should agree that the best role for Danhausen to have at Wrestlemania is to fly around the stadium in a blimp all night

If Top Gun meets Green Lantern I'll eat a shoe

Don't make me support this deal!!

I used to rely on CBS actually and bailed as soon as there was a sniff of the reporting shifting (post-merger but still pre-Bari I believe)

Crisis On Infinite Yellowstones

MacGruber: Epstein Files - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

I'm disappointed that this has existed for three months and nobody told me about it! #KFBR392

Son asks dad for lotion YouTube video by Tyler M

Every time there's a snow storm in NYC, I think of this kid
youtu.be/GiQ3wu_9qlI?...