Put him in the rockies outfield

To be left leaning is to be correct but too early and hated for it

I think every time someone has to do jury duty they should get a pass to visit a military base and fire off a few mortar rounds

To be frank, cigarettes did more for my social life than social media ever did

Only Artie is aware things have changed in the comic's artstyle.

Why? Artie's cartoon nature just allows him to perceive certain things differently.

Tom still sees everything as the same but Artie knows bringing up the changes might cause some existential crisis.

Easier to not deal with that.

How is bluesky like someone with aphantasia?

Neither can picture anything.

Literally cheered to myself when he showed up in Wyrd Sisters.

Now that I’m six books into Discworld I can decisively say that The Librarian is my favorite character in its whole mythos

Oh is that where that robot comes from

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Despite much handwringing about male loneliness and the alienation of social media these days, dudes in a group left to their own devices still have a tendency towards rocking

The only piece of fan art I’ve ever drawn of Caiman
I absolutely love Dorohedoro🥰

I am no longer in court

A Colorado LEGEND

Is that a motherfuckin killdozer reference in my cute furry animations????

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Great place to see a ballgame

Went to see the Rockies v. Dodgers today. Super cool to see so many home runs! I wish they were our runs though

Oh my god this team shirt I got has gotta be like 100% polyester. It’s like wearing a paper sack. I’ve never worn a t-shirt that feels this legit uncomfortable

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I’d argue that Jim Beam isn’t great bourbon

I didn’t know they made ozempic for the mortal soul

Pragmata is fun but requires you to simultaneously process spatial movement and logic puzzles, an accessibility issue for people like me (big idiots)

I dunno I think if you see a game featuring a child and adult working together and your first thought is “this is pedobait” that speaks more about how you think than the intention of the game

Sends out an emergency alert when you nut

Dodgers @ Rockies! I’ll be there!

Definitely recommend giving Foxy Shazam’s album 2010 self-titled album a chance if you’ve never listened to it. Absolute underrated karaoke banger

Johnny Apple

Cay: will try repeatedly, getting angrier, until Dyst has to buy him an ice cream to calm him down.

Dyst: first try, somehow.

Jack: asks to speak with the manager in the office, returns a few minutes later with several prizes and a suspiciously sweaty manager.