My cat has been scared of me all night until I put my pajamas on.

…the cat recognizes me by my pajamas?

Found an old Cheesecake Factory gift card that had money on it. Bought two dinners for the weekend and decided to eat one of them in the park. The geese have surrounded my car. This was all a mistake.

I had a dream where the new trend in media was taking fringe competitions and making music videos for Deftones songs like hobby horse footage to Swerve City or people waiting for their turns in chess matches to Kimdracula and then there was 500 versions of Rats!Rats!Rats! to people puking at parties

Mad Max (the game) is 1.99 on steam rn and if you like Assassin’s Creed-ish free-world tasks with Arkham Asylum-ish combat (and car combat that doesn’t suck!) then unleash that there wallet buddy.