if your gf falls asleep on the couch and you try to wake her up like 3 times and she just falls back asleep you gotta just leave her there right

my buddy bailed on our week long plan to hang out tonight 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

sorry this seems to have recorded with insanely loud audio. i am not good with computer

you know I had to hit his ass with the horn

Mr. Too Damn Comfy

crazy ass clouds

hopefully for good reasons heheh

i miss my bike man

trying buldak "jjajang" flavor instant noodles and trying not to think about the various horrors

thinking about getting really fucked up and flossing my teeth till they bleed like the CIA lady from Hanna (2011)

haven't watched severance and I thought everyone was just posting about belly buttons for fun

slam some IPAs brother. everything is permitted

If I were cave diving in an uncharted cave at severe depths I could easily overcome the effects of nitrogen narcosis and safely navigate to the surface

とりあえず5個はある

taking notes...

my great grandpa liked bananas with spots and toast that was basically burnt. I'm with him on the bananas but have yet to come around on the toast front

it's clean your keyboard Wednesday. don't forget to clean your keyboard or you will inherit the curse

hey woah I'm catching strays here

going to the grocery store. sound off in the comments with some of your favorite groceries

(Giving my sword a few test swings at the smithy)

(Sword smith) Notice how wieldy it is now.

(Me) Yeah it was pretty unwieldy before

tried to play disc golf but most of the course was flooded and muddy and the rest of it was really busy. I think I ended up playing like 8 before giving up. ah well

god i fuckin love tuna sandwiches

successfully caught a wood screw I dropped while on a ladder today but gouged the fuck out of my pinky in the process. from now on I'm probably just gonna let em fall

gn

anyone wanna get married for healthcare reasons? I am insured and also can cook pretty well

how to walk quietly in the forest leading with the outside edge of your foot
how to tell what an ant ate last (pine needles)
how to hold a perch so its spines don't prick your hand
how to start a fire with birch bark
how to breathe
how to stay downwind
how to

I need to throw a party

all good. to be honest I wasn't even sure if you could post stuff like that on here

woah woah woah woah woah !