TACO, anyone?

Eat. A. Bag. Of. Syphilitic. Dicks.

CONGRATULATIONS VIRGINIA!
CONGRATS DEMOCRATS!🌊
CONGRATS AMERICA!🇺🇸

Suck it, MAGA. 😏

Ask him why he is in the Epstein Files.

I’ve been deep in the Epstein network’s art collection for months now. Not skimming. Not pulling obvious pieces.

Actually sitting with the images, one by one (no matter how uncomfortable) long enough for patterns to start revealing themselves. 🧵

Ka$hApp (tip o' the pin to @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social) has a history of bringing lawsuits against news organizations like @cnn.com, @nytimes.com, and @politico.com and either having them dismissed by the courts or withdrawn voluntarily because they are without merit. This will be no different.

Restrictive zoning has to go away first before tiny houses can solve the housing affordability crisis in America.

And I am all for that.

Celtics demolish 76ers, 123-91, in wire-to-wire Game 1 win - The Boston Globe Jaylen Brown led the Celtics with 26 points, one of six Boston scorers to record double-digit points in the playoff opener.

Philly Fans: "We want Boston"
Boston Celtics: "No you don't"
Boston Fans [derisively]: "We want Boston"
#BostonCeltics

www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/19/s...

Darwin Award Finalists.

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Kakistocracy

Andrew Gebo @Gebo_ She's been an American citizen longer than the First Lady. LeftyCrypto This is not an American @LeftyCrypto

But pissed off women are why everyone outside of DC finally found out what a serial rapist prick he is.

Swallwell's reckless, predatory, criminal behavior is why he is where he is today.

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

"Who could have guessed that K$H was so mentally unstable?" said no one with any brain cells.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

She's got free rent inside his head.

Sixer fans do NOT want Boston. The Celtics' back benchers beat Orlando's starters in a "must win" game for the Magic that was otherwise meaningless for Boston. On Sunday, the Sixers will be playing the fully healthy Celtics, including Jaylen Brown and Jason Tatum. Night and day.

This guy has balls of steel.

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

It is not possible to overreact to this story.

www.cnn.com/interactive/...

Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon

Tell me again how the Pope should be more careful talking about theology.

www.9news.com.au/world/pete-h...

Yup. Fortunately, it was just most of the last minute of overtime in the Heat v. Hornets elimination play-in game that I missed.

DOJ moves to undo Jan. 6 rioters’ convictions for seditious conspiracy President Donald Trump last year commuted the prison sentences of 12 members of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers.

Makes total sense when you realize Trump and his family are a major RICO organization.

wapo.st/4cOOPVx

Trump sure is giving Caligula a run for his money.

Either dementia or mental illness. I mean, he looks like he's wearing makeup for a mime, only orange instead of white. That's not ... normal.

Vance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology

I'm not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure telling the Pope he doesn't know what he's talking about and should mind his own beeswax is a really, really bad idea when you're just a Baby Catholic.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

This deserves four Pinocchios and a Pants on Fire.