Look at the way his feet are on the seat and his beak slightly open with a cheeky grin

I'm a big fan of the goose!

Possibly the worst Christmas ever a few years ago. Arguing and shouting started on Christmas Eve and was still going strong Christmas morning so I ended up going to the Premier Inn by B&Q for the day and night. My Christmas dinner was a tube of Pringles and bag of maltesers from the vending machine

My last MP here Mark Menzies was paying for Brazilian rent boys and a pile of coke for his weekends in London and ir didn't really make the news

"Dad, what does he mean when he said he was biting the pillow?"

For some reason the fact that Thorpe called him "Bunny" stuck with me and that he killed his dog Rinka! The bastard...

Yer ma

I was in Newquay in 1976 wearing Winfield 4 Stripe Trainers and a 3 star jumper. We met Jeremy Thorpe at a summer fair...

Paul McCartney died in a car crash on November 9, 1966, and was replaced by a look-alike named William Campbell

Smut and innuendo never sleeps

I use X Hamster for my erection patterns

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap- Young Girl

It's definitely Blackpool for male life expectancy

It has the lowest life expectancy in the country and some of the worst child poverty.

They've been convinced that immigrants are responsible for their shit life in Blackpool

We did the same as we drove past a hotel in Blackpool where a few racist retards were protesting

It's a shame as it seems like they've been brainwashed by watching GB News and Facebook

Most of his family live in tiny posh villages in Essex

My daughter lives down there and her husbands family are fucking awful. When I told them I lived just outside Blackpool his grandad said he'd only been once and it was full of bum boys. So obviously I said that was the only reason I still lived there

I've been to Sudbury three times and every person I spoke to seemed to be a racist

He just needs a run of games but he hasnt had the chance with us this season unfortunately

Haven't you got a Reform meeting to go to!

Wasn't Ledley King at Spurs the same

Good shout but not sure about Palace?

If he's free and he drops his wage demands then I think he'd be worth it

I agree - cornflakes with shredded wheat and a weetabix was a regular breakfast and main meal

I like porridge with cornflakes and all bran

Was that the bit between the North Stand and Main Stand?

Andy McNabs new book sounds shit

Was it part of the meal deal?