*attempting to look nonchalant.*
if that's how you choose to take that.
Posts by certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN
you can do whatever you want, i'm just. not used to the attention.
*being pet. he has NO idea what to do about this.*
*puffing up a bit. again.*
well. i appreciate it.
hm.
now i /definitely/ remember talking to you before, only one person has ever said anything like that to me.
depending on the one you meet, that may be a good thing.
not in a danger sense, they're just really annoying.
there are a few of us, actually. dunno where the rest of the voices are, but. they exist.
mhm. stubborn. i was a bird this entire time, i think.
*looking up..*
maybe? under different circumstances, at least.
right, i forgot i can't make you do that anymore.
*grabbing her under her arms like a cat.*
i think you did it wrong.
.
get up.
probably not, but i'm not a bone expert.
.
well-
*comically loud neck crack.*
hiya.
that is. the first time i've heard that, but. thank you.
*fluffing up even further than he did last time, letting out a little surprised chirp.*
don't, uh. don't mention it.
ssssure.
*very puzzled stare as he bends down.*
i know i don't look like it, but i appreciate it.
*he just naturally always looks like he's pissed, it's fine.*
ooh.
yeah, that was. the intent.
*he wants to die so bad*
is saying you're not tall or fluffy an insult
i've spoken to like. three people, i don't know how this works
and. you are none of those things, but that's hot too
hm.
i mean, i guess the princess felt the same way when we met.
that is. not the reaction i expected, actually.
if we're thinking of the same princess, you get someone like me instead.
why did she grab my tit, i'm still thinkin' about that
i dunno, i don't see why not.
*his tities,*
i. um.
*if he hadn't gone through any kind of character development, it'd be a hard no. however,,,*
sure??
you're alright, i just. ran out of stuff to say, i think?
*he raises an eyebrow. he is unused to affection that doesn't involve absurd violence, he doesn't know what to do with normal compliments.*
oh?
well, um. thank you.
*his feathers fluff up a tiny bit, but he remains vaguely nonchalant. come on, man.*
*he maintains eye contact, veeeery slowly raising a hand.*