this is one of the best memes of all time

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-t...

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.

A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No way. Fuck off."

Guy eating a perfect delicious grape: we should step on these with our nasty feet, let the mush ferment, then drink what comes off it

that super tall man creepin up behind a gal in It Follows

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

When your father is a professor and your mom directed Salaam Bombay

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

The Male Loneliness Epidemic can be completely fixed by workin’ on the railroad, for whatever part of the livelong day it takes!

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want

"I out pizza'd the Hut," I scream as federal agents push me into a black SUV

22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

me describing the perfect sandwich size

Link in your bio? Uhhh shouldn't he be out saving Hyrule?

ms. rachel is WEAK on the economy

the new pope must announce SuperHell

he got everything he ever wanted and he’s fucking miserable

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Season 5 / Episode 6

"Lionel Hutz, A.K.A. Miguel Sanchez,
A.K.A. Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc, was paid
eight dollars for his 32 hours of babysitting.
He was glad to get it."

Paleoart of a tyrannosaur being clubbed near the groin by an ankylosaur(its head is cropped out for some reason). The Tyrannosaurus head is pointed up with its jaws open and left leg is off the ground.

"My cloaca!"

beast mode

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

watching BEETHOVEN with the kids (really just my 7 year old) and he got *extremely* upset when he realized what the bad guys want the dogs for. (oops)