Donald Trump

Thick fog this morning.

AI won't bring the bins in, WILL IT?

Queen Camilla enjoying a glass of wine

Ash Wednesday.

And it turns out that pancakes didn't originally contain pancreas after all.

JD Vance

In our house a JD is a jam doughnut.

Rachel Reeves looking miserable

Final day of Shrovetide.

Photo of Zelensky, Macron and Starmer, arms entwined, very still, statuesque, grave

The Visitation altarpiece by Jacopo Pontormo. Two figures with arms extended, one looking on. Similar composition to Guardian photo

Accidental Renaissance painting in The Guardian this morning.

Sign over a passageway saying 'Nappers Court'

Mind you don't get your

Oi! Oi! Saveloy!

Failed to see that lineup of planets last night. Apparently you had to go outside.

#NowWatching The Miniaturist (2017 Guillem Morales) The auto generated-subtitle feature keeps struggling with the Dutch name 'Johannes'

True.

Unless...

Why not? And cheaper than a couple of Ginsters at a service station too.

Ukraine & US agree a deal for minerals AND the water level in the downstairs loo seems a bit low this morning. Coincidence?

This can't be good.

Off to the docs with a 'sample' this morning. I'm taking plenty in case one of them has a part-time hide tanning business.

Probably. Why can't the foolish cat simply graze like any sensible animal?

And now the cat wants something and I have no idea what it is.

Ugh. Effort. But I suppose you're right.

Exactly. They should pass on their wealth to those of us who have done absolutely nothing to deserve it, as we're far more likely to enjoy it.

These people make me sick.

Another day without an unexpected enormous inheritance from a previously unknown distant relative with a squiffy eye, a castle in Scotland and an angry monkey.

Messes with your core beliefs, doesn't it?

Hello toaster my old friend.

Lamp base shaped like a squirrel.

Me: Do you have a lamp that looks like a squirrel with a grenade launcher?
Tesco:

Old man gurning

New passport has arrived.

Ever wondered how many times you've opened a new plastic milk container? Me neither.

Bottles of Redex diesel system cleaner

Aww, the perfect Valentine's gift.