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Posts by abdulyoder.bsky.social

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Me back in '01 that aerial view of NYC had a large impact on the two pillars of my inner chakra.

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@sygnin.com Consider the following as my formal application to your measly litttle collection of toddlers you call an "art group". Enjoy figner painting- some of us are still surrealists.

A study in Paint. Circa 1889 restored via state-of-the-art museum digital restoration technology. Please reply

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@lol-videos.bsky.social

Friend. Companion. Comrade. BFF. These words cover only a fraction of the closeness we have. I've never been liked by someone before; it's an honour for me to be deflowered by someone of such stature. In the process of incubatin us matching crystals right now! #STRETCHEDOUT

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@moderation.bsky.app Never in my life have I been so DISRIPECTED by a ia bot that can't tell a handsome man from grandmamaw (who is also handsome) I will see you in court (right after my bitch ex wife settles in court, sheesh) Look left and right b4 xing the road, I just got my driver's licence.....

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Konichiwa motherfucker. I am getting dropped in nipponland ASAP at coordinates: Tokyo Tower (Scunthorpe). Let's link up. I too am a budding camera/samurai and am looking to minglle with my fellow impacters, please do the honourable thing and lubricate yourself BEFORE meeting me. Here's my portfolio.

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¡Monsieur Escøffier je suis an big fan! I loved you at your fan sign over le discorde. le last weekend I had a big bash to the photo of you below so I hope this finds you well mi petit chofleur. Never lose that intense gaze or that ever so sexy moustache.

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Hi chlorine! Sorry to out-cunt your cosplay like this sweaty. But not all of us can wake up looking this fab ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Pick up your boots diva, maybe next time you'll be as #SEXY as me

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@lol-videos.bsky.social

Friend. Companion. Comrade. BFF. These words cover only a fraction of the closeness we have. I've never been liked by someone before; it's an honour for me to be deflowered by someone of such stature. In the process of incubatin us matching crystals right now! #STRETCHEDOUT

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@grovedigger.bsky.social

Can a white boy catch a whine mi bredren. Took inspo from you bro these dreads be hella tight tho. YEOUCH! ( ༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ )

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I don't give a single fuck, love #ILITTRAT

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@matthewhodson.bsky.social @zaeryn22.bsky.social @dillo.media @governor.ca.gov

Selfie of me when I was still a virgin! #THROWBACKTHURSDAY
#LASTNIGHTWASAMOVIE #STILLCANTWALK
Who wants me ;)
Abdul Yoder signing off (AKA xxx_yoderkitten501 in the sheets)

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE. Let it be known that this is a boyfriend thieving, back-stabbing biatch. CLICK CLICK CLICK. Hands off my man you fecking slut, I know he looks boner-inducing in leather BUT HE IS MINE!!

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What a handsome young lad you are! I say chap you bear a striking resemblance to me in my very own glory days! It is certainly impossible to deny just how... fertile those lovely hips of yours are, darling! We could do crystal together... if you were that way inclined, my dear good time-boyʕ •ᴥ•ʔ .

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Yeehaw! can I barter my own urea for your urea? My urea is highly concentrated with all the bestest of chakra due to the wide variety of healing crystals that I ingest on the daily, so mathmetically the exchange actually works out in your favour! Send a pigeon to 1400 Defense Pentagon, Washington,

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bsky.app/profile/abdu... Gamgam Yoder agrees!

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bsky.app/profile/abdu... Gamgam Yoder agrees!

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bsky.app/profile/abdu... Check out this interesting post- conservatives hate this simple trick!

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bsky.app/profile/abdu... Check out this interesting post- conservatives hate this simple trick!

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bsky.app/profile/abdu... you should take a look at this Alison Gopnik

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Thank you gamgam :). Love the family-gathering last week (even though it didn't get as sticky as usual ;)!)

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Thank you gamgam :). Love the family-gathering last week (even though it didn't get as sticky as usual ;)!)

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! VERY FERTILE! Almost scandalous glare, as if on the verge of winking you dirty dog ;)

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! VERY FERTILE! Almost scandalous glare, as if on the verge of winking you dirty dog ;)

"Omg he's so dreamy!!!!" - Grandmaman Yoder (1899-2099).

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! VERY FERTILE! Almost scandalous glare, as if on the verge of winking you dirty dog ;)

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! VERY FERTILE! Almost scandalous glare, as if on the verge of winking you dirty dog ;)

"Omg he's so dreamy!!!!" - Grandmaman Yoder (1899-2099).

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