what
where's the tennis team

kill Didi pickles.

tonight: should Stance Debates commit seppuku in the middle of the road during heavy traffic? Real people are debating it right now. Come make your case

robert f kennedy jr cut penis off raccoon

how is a Gregg sandwich with extra Gregg at all like what you're describing?

if you're hungry I can make more but it will require a short refractory period...

a Gregg sandwich should have more Gregg, you are welcome

a very human looking boy

bark limsin a dumster

garfield sleeping in his bed

i hate Mondays
#garfield #garfposting #sheshed #elvis #d'oh #lasagna

Clavicular was hospitalized tonight after Peter Thiel accidentally extracted too much blood from him again

he is expected to recover just enough to keep donating bone marrow to Palantir's anti-aging research department

thank you

everyone who follows skip is now christian

hi I'm Gregg

this sounds fake, are you a real human

in 12 hours one of my followers got suspended or deleted

dropping like flies around here.

@realfollowers.bsky.social

i enjoy a pocketful of hardboiled egg stuffed raviolis three times a day, as any normal man would.

hi I'm Gregg

Greggful Ggreetings, ggoblin

gregG

damn bitch you live mas? 🩷 4 20

as a man i always bring my poop knife to wife dinner we are the same

i will join you in the sky if you need human assistance

if it was peeing in human toilets i would NOT count them it would turn a hobby into a job

thank you for teaching me what is okay to say, talk show hosts are among the planets finest guides of humantity

oh a human sound! i know this one may i say it too

is that in Europe im in some manner of desert
trees all around

Gregg im Gregg im hello