A thing of beauty

Photo shows a heap of older style phones with the text “Planned obsolescence is now outlawed in France. It is a crime to intentionally reduce the lifespan of a product to force customers to replace it.”

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

You have no idea how much will power is involved in me not driving to my nearest #Greggs for a chicken roll right now

Oh by all means rage, dye your hair rainbow colours, do mad shit just for the plot. But stop getting plastic surgery that make you look like a bad wax work, that is what I mean by gracefully, for fecks sake have you seen the state of Sharon Osbourne (not talking about her hateful soul)

Don't want her to stop making music and performing. But I do wish the she and everyone would step away from the cosmetic surgeon and learn to grow old gracefully

He's getting desperate for things to distract people with, what next? A written confession from Jack the Ripper

Given that Facist Fectard Farage likes to style himself after the cretins of MAGA over the pond, are we soon to see him riffing off a Guy Ritchie monologue, in an attempt to make him seem like a hard man, proper gangster.

#Farage #MAGA #Hegseth #Wanker

#Telegraph #Deluded

The Tangerine Shitegibbon is back on Greenland!!

Thats Hanukkahs, and I have sausages fingers!!

The only damage limitation that will work is the removal of Trump and all his "end of days" seeking religious nut jobs lurking in the sidelines. No other president has been stupid enough to get drawn into attacking Iran, then along comes Trump, and Netanyahu thinks all his Hankkahs have come at once

The current US "leadership" doesn't have the mental competence and skill set to run a bath, let alone a country or military alliance, and Rutte is just a toady little sycophant

Trying to control a panic attack, whilst having a hair cut...thats a new experience I'm not in a rush to relive

I had a friend I used to work with post this on another outlet this morning......we worked in military communications...using satellites 🛰

Not that we should be surprised, he was after all the President responsible for doing the deal that resulted in replacing the Taliban, with the Taliban...how did this man bankrupt multiple businesses, he's clearly the ultimate deal maker. Cockwomble

Tangerine Palpatine goes from "Destroying a civilisation" to ""oh, go on then, you have sovereignty over the Straits of Hormuz. And I tell you what, you can keep your Uranium while your at it." So failed regime change, still have Uranium and ultra hard liners now in power...Genius

#Iran #Trump

@lewisgoodall.com the republican mouth piece wants to have an intelligent conversation about Trump and Iran, slight problem with that...she is clearly a halfwitt @lbc.co.uk

#Trump #Iran #25thAmendment

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social politics should be kept as far away as possible from whichever fairy story people have as their faith. Laws should be based on provable facts not something written by bronze age goat herders who didn't know where the sun went at night

Why do we get so excited about double denim? No one gets all rambunctious about wearing two lots of cotton..."ooh, coupled cotton"

That said, someone wearing a suit who doesn't normally does bring on a spontaneous "suits you sir, suits you!"

#DoubleDenim #SuitsYou

Just heard the most awful thing in a while, that resulted in a spontaneous eruption of four letter words aimed at @tomswarbrick.bsky.social on @lbc.co.uk. The phrase was..."Pressure is a privilege"

I'm now off to be violently sick

The only way that drilling more in the north Sea reduces prices at the pumps is by nationalisation of the oil industry. A quick history lesson, in 1953 a democratically elected government in Iran proposed this very action, and the UK (Churchill) and US removed this government, just saying

#Iran

Former IDF spokesman on @lbc.co.uk @lewisgoodall.com has just managed to say there has been significant regime change in Iran, followed within 2 minutes says there has been no regime change.

Remember, they have a plan, its a good plan, but it appears no-one has read it

#Iran

Nice little ditty by a bored Major

why is everyone banging on about all this oil in the north Sea as if it belongs to the UK. It's extracted by private companies and sold on the international markets,so just as susceptible to geopolitical influence. The one benefit would be tax revenue, not energy security

Conservatives on inflation at 3%, "nothing to do with middle east and oil&gas prices, all to do with government policy".

Conservatives at same point in Ukraine war with inflation 9% "nothing to do with us, its all to do with the war"

@lbc.co.uk @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social

“Lifting Oil Sanctions On Iran While Bombing Iran? And People Called Me A Fucking Idiot?” AS PART OF WWN's Opinion series we give a platform to people we really shouldn't. Today is the turn of former US president George Warmonger Bush, who is reacting to the news that the US …

"Lifting Oil Sanctions On Iran While Bombing Iran? And People Called Me A Fucking Idiot?" waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/03/23/lifting-oil-s...

Such a classy gent!! Just remember this when asshats are telling us to be respectful when he finally craoks, and I really hope its soon

If the UK is going to increase its defence spending, and realistically, increase taxation, then this spending must be linked to UK manufacturing so that it benefits the UK economy. We should not be paying out money to US defence firms, when we should be encouraging the development of UK companies