and ddg’s locked up in louisiana now too, get these woman beaters off the street YES

“free tory” and then hours later he’s behind bars, see what god does

a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in front of a mirror . ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in front of a mirror .

when soobin hit that t-t-teach me, yeah that’s my bias right there

a blurry photo of people dancing in a living room ALT: a blurry photo of people dancing in a living room

baby just tell me, i can’t read your mind
what’s your love language

#txt really put their whole pussies in love language, that shit is saur good 🥰🥰

heard squirrels described as tree rats and now i can’t unsee it

“if you punch a n*zi you’re no better than them” yes you are bc you’re not a fuckin n*zi

knock the teeth out that mothafucka 🫶🏿

i said a boom chikka boom

so kat williams just ain’t closing the portal huh

yo what is your actual problem 💀

this hangry ass reply 😭😭

It seemed like all of these at some pt were catching shots, but these were the funniest responses I saw I couldn’t limit to 4, y’all had me crying 😂
@adriancjax.bsky.social @fromabovewithin.bsky.social @rhemarkable.bsky.social @pettytwunk.bsky.social

and apparently soobin shocked the guys and showed up to the txt pre-recording of something a few hours ago??? 👁️

omg soobin’s update was so cute, it’s so good to hear that he’s doing well and taking care of himself, finally getting to spend his birthday and holidays with his family 🥹🫶🏿

the only thing snickers had going for me was the dick vein and they axed that so… 🤷🏿‍♂️

i deserve to get treated like a mango

kissy face kissy face into your phone but i wanna kiss your face fr~

and if you think i’m buggin then i wouldn’t want you anyway 😭🤭

my ideal man wants to take on 60+% of the household financials and dominate me in bed, but also understands that i’m in charge and always right

yes the rum has been flowing tonight

in hs one of my good judys called me a “touch me not” and i was offended, but she clocked my tea saur hard bc don’t fuckin touch my dick 😭😭😭

i’m sorry i don’t want a man im not physically compatible with, he needs to be at least versatile if not a fully dom top who likes fems/nb. i don’t like topping or getting head and im not about to be in a sexually unsatisfying relationship, been there done that

my fatal flaw is being attracted to ppl like me bc they’re also always bottoms

why are all the hot guys with hot energy bottoms, tf we gon do bump purses??

this reaction to the situation is so interesting to me, bc the fact that this stranger called me ma’am means that the androgyny is effective, which is what i want. so like i should expect some ppl to call me sir or ma’am, but it happened when i wasn’t at all expecting it

*as minhas lindas

my grandad taught me a lot about working out with makeshift equipment (water jugs, folding chairs, etc) when i was in high school but he neglected to mention that he learned it in JAIL, NOT THE ARMY