And is the dog here with us now Mr Zitron..?

Trump and Musk. Both synonyms for a bad smell. Just saying.

Did someone let trump watch 'Game of Thrones' without explaining that Jeffrey isn't the 'goodie'?

Beef shin, root vegetables and a few mushrooms. Six hours in a low oven should see it right.

For the sake of sanity I've convinced myself that everything since 2016 has been an unpleasant hallucination. I remain hopeful that I will wake up in the shower any day now.

I like to think of it as having a much more corrupting influence over a much small subset of the population

Ha ha. Absolutely no one mate. 52 year old ex game developer and general geek who's been a stay at home dad for the last 15 years. It's good to know there are at least some useful Iain Stewarts out there though.

I've just noticed that 77 people are following me on here. I am surprised, because I don't post or reply to anything on here and I don't know who most of you are. If you see this, why do you follow me. Not being weird, genuinely interested...

Any Muppet movie, but with Jason Statham standing in for Fozzie Bear