tfw your dataviz experiments end up looking like a noughties album cover

Youth

For a man who is understandably cross about being sacked, this is amazingly supportive of Starmer from Robbins:

@es.seand.me.uk oye tío ¿qué tal ?

Spurs are at such a low ebb that arsenal are now better at spursing than them

What if urban dictionary but for Meaning of Liff

When Olly Robbins gets his seat in the lords I will vote reform in every vote ever after

BREAKING: Top foreign office civil servant Sir Olly Robbins is leaving his post.

Understand that Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper have lost confidence in him after he failed to tell PM & No 10 that Peter Mandelson failed security vetting.

Because of woke

In LTN news the hairdresser just outside the LTN which is visible from the big main road and where it is not totally impossible to park has closed and moved to the local high street within the LTN where apparently all the businesses would be destroyed

I like Astérix and my son likes Tintin. We have lots of them. It's not a judgment

Comic book

No it's a comic or if you're really struggling a graphic novel. Sorry

It's so refreshing to see someone approaching pension age arguing pensioners should "get a bit a bit more"

Narrator: The UK is so desperate for energy that we are having to pay consumers to use electricity so the surplus doesn't break the grid

Put a cardy on

Or an assassin. An ass assassin. Maybe they're not horses but asses, and so is their assailant and it's an ass ass assassin assailant

Midge Ure Party

Hungary election live: Polls in Hungary close in tightly fought election after 16 years under Viktor Orbán Prime minister has been trailing in the polls to Péter Magyar in race that could have repercussions for Europe, the US and Russia

Finding The Guardian updates on Hungary very useful-
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

One. Three. Five.

first partial results are in on Guardian Hungarian election liveblog: www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

I've got an old garden gate that needs taking if you have room

Hormuz latest:

Wikipedia app's 'picture from previous page in browsing history' bug is playing a blinder today

Mate you had one job. And it wasn't getting Putin's puppet "elected" in Hungary

JD Vance: "I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise, we never indicated that was gonna be the case."

In the same timeframe (sort of) France did invade Portugal and they did move the capital to Rio ...

Oh I like this