It's not all glamour... but sometimes it is! Went flying over Kent with an old friend. Brilliant fun. Will now spend the evening looking at Google Earth :D

#ItsNotAllGlamour #KentViews #RedhillAerodrome #UKFromAbove #LightAircraft

Four acts stranded on the train somewhere outside Meopham (wherever that is). We’re taking turns performing and hoping for the best. Send help, or spare comedians!

#ComedyLockIn #StandUpUK #GigChaos #LiveComedy #ShowMustGoOn

Today is brought to you by the colour orange and the possibility that I have eaten too many peaches.

Got stopped in the street… for a selfie?! Apparently this is glamour now.

#ItsNotAllGlamour #ScienceTechnician #CreatorLife #TikTokUK #UnexpectedMoments

Solved the mystery of the missing string. Turns out the thief was… me.

#ScienceTechnician #LabLife #SchoolScience #ItsNotAllGlamour #STEM

POV: Making acid solutions at speed while pretending I’m calm. I am not calm.

#ScienceTechnician #LabLife #POV #SchoolScience #ItsNotAllGlamour

School science technician. It’s not all glamour. Sometimes the essential scientific equipment is a penguin ice-cube mould… and sometimes it looks like they’re peeing.

#SchoolScienceTechnician #ItsNotAllGlamour #SciencePrepRoom #ScienceHumour #STEMLife

Back after half-term to the science tech nightmare: the freezer defrosted. Biology did not survive.

#ScienceTechnician #ItsNotAllGlamour #LabLife #SchoolScience #SciencePrep

Foggy drive home, shoulders round my ears, but the gig was good. New material landed. The least weasel bit did well. Home safe. Time for a cuppa.

#ItsNotAllGlamour #SchoolScienceTechnician #StandUpComedy #GigLife #LeastWeasel

Off to a standup gig in London. Already managed to lose a carrot and we all know that tea will be scalding until 9pm.

It’s all up my nails. I do not like it.

#SchoolScienceTechnician #ItsNotAllGlamour #ADHDBrain #LabLife #SensoryIssues

Future Me will be pleased. Current Me is filling 200 tiny pots of salt.

#SchoolScienceTechnician #ADHDBrain #ItsNotAllGlamour #LabLife #SatisfyingJobs

Sometimes it is all glamour. School staff gig: gold jumpsuit, perfect green room snacks, and all rounded off with fat chips back at home.

#ItsNotAllGlamour #ScienceTechnician #StaffComedy #WomenInSTEM #BehindTheScenes

Child is making a cake. Asked where the piping bag was. I have just received this photo of it with the caption: "Literally prehistoric."

To be fair, it does look pretty manky. Quite glad the cake isn't gluten free…

Put the dog's food in the bowl and then Hand-of-Doomed it all over the floor. I'm calling it enrichment. (Weird name for a dog, I know.)

I have just tried to eat a tea bag. It seems I put it in my Huel pot and not my tea mug. I think I might be a bit tired.

Fast plants. Slow camera. Lettuce showing off how water moves through leaves.

#ScienceTechnician
#PlantScience
#Timelapse
#STEMTok
#ItsNotAllGlamour

Left alone in a lift and I can't help myself. Please tell me this isn’t just me. Echolalia… echolalia… echo…

#ItsNotAllGlamour #Echolalia #Neurodivergent #ScienceTech #WorkplaceHumour

Warm hands, cold heart. No late requests approved today!

(Clearly a lie, I am a people pleaser.)

Turns out I'm the only gluten-free staff member, so I get all the pies!

#GlutenFree #MincePies #SchoolScienceTechnician #ItsNotAllGlamour

Been busy in the workshop today. There may have been some swearing at the Cricut…

#ConicalFlask #earrings #MakerLife #cricut #ItsNotAllGlamour

The worst noise in the world? The "I don't know what is making that sound" noise.

I swear I'd relax if someone told me it's just a murderer sharpening his axe.

I just said this to a colleague: "Chopped one of those brains up - I thought it was actually pretty firm." Not something you say every day.

#SchoolScienceTechnician #NotAllGlamour #SciencePrep #LabLife #TechnicianLife #STEMBehindTheScenes

On Thursday he ate 5 autumn leaves, but he was still hungry.

On Thursday he ate 5 autumn leaves, but he was still hungry.

I've inadvertently made an autistic puppet - she cannot make eye contact! And I'm allowed to say this because I am autistic :)

#autistic #audhd #adhd #eyecontact #puppet

Had to prep for flower dissections next week but the budget is, as ever, non-existent. So I went bindweed-hunting down a suspicious-looking alley on my cycle route. Found some promising blooms: free, trumpet-shaped, and just waiting to be dissected. Education on a shoestring.

Our birds have been bathing in a filthy gutter for weeks. Felt bad. My son got me a proper bird bath (very thoughtful). Assembled it—no instructions, of course. But where should it go? Shade or sun? Near the old gutter spot? What would you want if you were a sparrow?

Adventures in microbiology: today I pressure-cooked some E coli plates. Four alarms, one dodgy test strip, a bag of goo, and it's finally in the bin. Science is glamorous - if you like the smell of warm agar and the sound of endless alarms.

Forgot I had a science practical to prep. Only 50 minutes to get it ready. Got a trolley and prepared to race around the prep room… turns out the only item was dice. Now what to do with the other 49 minutes?