Tryin tae get a decent photie o ma third Scots dictionary, this ane's a Doric frequency dictionary - the 3,200 maist common wirds an aw their spellin variants.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Outcry grows over Israeli soldier smashing Jesus statue in Lebanon Some of Donald Trump's former MAGA allies denounce the desecration of Christian religious symbol by Israeli soldier.

It’s amazing what activates the conscience of the American right: not crimes against humanity, but crimes against décor.

They ignored all the other atrocities, but the second a soldier smashed a Jesus statue they were like, “Hang on, we know him.”

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...

#israel #maga

Titanic life jacket sells for £670,000 at auction in Wiltshire It is the only life jacket from the Titanic to be sold at auction in 114 years.

A life jacket worn by a Titanic survivor sold at auction for over $900,000

Which is such a specific kind of rich.

That’s not ‘I’m comfortable.’

That’s ‘I collect objects from moments when poor people were not.’

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#news #comedy #history

Reform said they would pay my energy bills. They haven't Residents of winning street in Nigel Farage's fuel giveaway stunt complain they have missed out on prize

In "bears crap in the woods" news.

Penis costume protester prevails in court Alabama officers said the woman's costume created a public safety threat and arrested her at an October

Penis costume protester prevails in court

Alabama officers said the woman's costume created a public safety threat and arrested her at an October "No Kings" rally.
www.courthousenews.com/penis-costum...

That's yours truly registered to vote.

Please, if you're able to, vote.

🚨 Today is the LAST day to register to vote!

Your landlord is voting.
Your boss is voting.
Make sure you vote as well.

No matter where you live in Scotland, you can vote @scottishgreens.org on your peach coloured ballot paper.

Take 2 mins to register now 👇

And the racists and misogynists are voting too. Make sure you’re registered x

Several people with signs like this at the Boston Marathon today

They say men make plans and God laughs. In this case I made plans and the dog made a break for it. A poem about what happened when I tried to go to comedy this week and the dog I was sitting for had other ideas.

#poem #dogs #writer

📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for

Meet James Bembridge, the Reform candidate for Westminster in next month’s local elections.

As well as this tweet, Temu Lex Luthor here, has also been quoted as saying "Most NHS nurses look like they're eating food banks out of business."

Don’t let him get his deposit back.

Golden retrievers gathered on Boston Common today to honor Spencer, the beloved Boston Marathon dog known for holding a Boston Strong flag along the route.

Spencer passed away after battling cancer.

💛

Lunch Hour Abortions? Don’t Threaten Us with a Good Time I’m being (a little) flippant. I’ve broken down yesterday’s anti-abortion propaganda from the Telegraph…

The Telegraph did a wild puff piece for an anti-abortion org full of disinformation. I stayed up late bringing together info on the extremists they platformed and breaking down the disinformation 😴 please read and share to cut through some of the damaging propaganda substack.com/@gemmaclark1...

An American from Utah killed her husband.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

Here's one of Reform UK's candidates for next month's local elections in Westminster seriously telling me on X in 2023 that: “Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards the NHS. I’d tear it down and salt the earth upon which it stood.”

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

NEW: Richard Tice failed to pay almost £100,000 in corporation tax, benefiting his investment company which made large donations to Reform UK.

First time Reform's deputy leader's tax affairs can be directly linked to finances of Nigel Farage's party.

Register to vote Register to vote to take part in elections in the UK. Includes how to get on the electoral register and how to update your address on the register.

Registration to vote closes 11.59 tomorrow night ⚠️

Many 16/17 years olds olds in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 are not registered even though they can vote.

www.gov.uk/register-to-...

Robby really needs to be a patient. But also we need less focus on him and more on others.

We should be learning from other countries...

A Reform UK candidate in Hillingdon has been posting racist and ableist comments on Instagram from their personal account.

Sophie Dror, until recently called Sophie Louise Moon, has a new Swedish fiance whom she is bringing to the UK.

She is standing on an anti immigration platform.

I am interested to see what a second season of having a female attending as a central character will look like.

Find it interesting that the article doesnt seem to mention Dr Al Hashimi.

Not discounting it, just seems there is an oversight.

Photo of the South of Scotland regional ballot paper for the Scottish election on 7th May 2026. Added text identifies the "INDEPENDENT GREEN VOICE" as "NOT the Green Party" and "SCOTTISH GREEN PARTY" as "The actual Green Party".

Anyone who received their postal ballot today in the South of Scotland region, please be aware that "Independent Green Voice", which appears second on the list on the peach regional ballot paper, is NOT the Scottish Green Party. This is in fact a deliberate vote spoiling attempt by right-wingers.

A screenshot of my camera roll previewing three photos: 1. An article of Zohran Mamdani captioned "Fill all Holes" (the full caption you can't really read is "Zohran Mamdani promises to Fill all Holes") 2. Shawn Hatosy as Dr. Abbott in The Pitt, topless. Captioned "Good Morning", but the two O's in good are his pecs. 3. Two cartoon/stick figures, one patting the other's head, saying "I like your weird brain very much".

I just need everyone to appreciate the three most recent pics in my camera roll

There were a couple of bits that felt like recast elements that worked well from the previous season but weren’t worked into the script smoothly.

But overall it was a very good sequel.