I've been working almost non-stop on WIP edits for something like nine hours and in a bid to not be my own worst boss, I am cutting it off here and watching some urbex or Mario Maker or something for the rest of the night.

Post that makes me say "Oh, goddammit" out loud.

So yeah, geniunely the only pro-humanity course of action is whatever leads to the dismantling and destruction of Palantir as an entity

I'm not saying my old workplace was dilapidated, I'm just saying that navigating parts of the back stockrooms could legitimately count as urbex

I like Susie from Deltarune because nobody specifically *asked* what 1989 James Hetfield would look like as a lizard girl but Toby Fox was like

What do you MEAN it's snowing here right now

Think a lot about the Edguy lyric "In search of light they would approve to sacrifice the sun / and say it's just the way things go"

MrBeast's continuing prominence is deadass something you'd see as an effect detail in the background of a dystopia movie to drive home how the dystopian society has lost the plot even outside of the actual super-dark dystopian stuff.

To the person at Starbucks with long blue hair and tattoos of Spyro, Dry Bones, Kirby et al: I was too shy to say anything but I'm putting out into the universe that I perceive you (positive)

Was sad to hear about Jock Blaney's passing. Star Fox was irreplaceably crucial to my history in becoming a creator and his performance as Wolf was like this permanent subroutine at the back of my brain since childhood.

RIP, he couldn't let you do that, Star Fox

Back in the summer of 2020, taking a twilit stroll through my suburb and randomly overhearing a lady practicing some beautiful opera singing in her backyard is one of those surreal pandemic/lockdown memories I have.

I love humanity as a concept, but in practice, I just can't go some of the places needed to reach the kind of person who does the kind of things that would inspire a post like this to take form. If "reaching them" is even possible at all, a statement in which "if" is doing some mighty lifting

I'll be at work until late at night so I won't be able to follow it live, but to Hungarians I wish a very [get his fucking ass out of there]

Spank Woodness It's Friday

Unfriendly space, friendly game design

Genuinely, I think the big-money gatekeepers of every single creative industry have absolutely no idea what the fuck anything is, have the object permanence of a newborn and are at best ignorant to, or more likely antagonistic to, what people actually want.

What type of lycanthrope would you ask for directions? A wherewolf

Your drip just created a core memory for this child

It doesn't matter if I'm walking down the street or I'm at work, the moment it's confirmed I am shouting it out to everyone in the vicinity. Entire free world will resemble the end of Return Of The Jedi while beltway media frantically screams for us to re-enact the North Korea crying meme instead.

Appreciating the fullness of the word Clock. Klaaawwwck.

"We made the Umbrella Corporation from the popular zombie horror/action franchise, Don't Invent The Umbrella Corporation"

Always a good time for a re-affirmation that if you can't yum your yums without yucking someone else's yums in the same breath, you are being a very poor brand ambassador for the media you're trying to boost for.

Watching a few videos in the "this job market is completely cooked and finding work is next to impossible" vlog rabbit hole, and the algo is feeding me corporate word-salad videos about "maximizing AI value" in the same breath. hmm

Affirm, also I love how Mortal Kombat decided they'd had enough of a human-ish Reptile and just straight up made him a scalie for MK9

The three levels of honking your horn at another car are "hey the light is green, please go so I can go", "HEY asshole" and "SUMERIAN BLIGHT CURSE"

The whole thing with the Not-ICE putting Punisher's insignia on their armour feels like a re-fictionalization of a de-fictionalization and it's so goddamn relevant. Anyway, immensely enjoying Not-ICE getting fucking melted in like every episode.

He doesn't know I'm bi (he did attempt to use his wife's bisexuality as a shield, as though that made his straight, cis, inculcated-in-far-right-propaganda ass a leading authority on the subject) but he lost the right to even learn about that part of me.

A (straight) person I used to trust went on this insane spiel to me about how there is no such thing as the queer community because "they all hate each other" and his evidence for this was the fucking Chappelle car skit. There's bad faith and then there's whatever the fuck this was.

Seeing Stars is like an onion: top layer is Blitz being a ridiculous lil' fella in LA, middle layer is Octavia losing it over her broken home, and deepest layer is the viewer finally understanding Loona's history of abuse, why she acts how she does, & how far she'll go to help a friend in need.

I'm sorry, fucking hell D: