First contrarian rage bait of 2026

Monopoly taught me if you don't take risks, You'll end up paying rent to someone that did.

I legit listen & don’t judge & never been biased.

It’s crazy how many people come & vent to me. I just listen & let them get it off their chest.

On nights like this I just want to talk to my best friend. 😔

Kerry Washington ✌🏽

I am this old and that is why I have multiple planners to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 most digital tho #blacksky #blackskyover30

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He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Gonna find out
Who’s black and who’s yt
#blacksky

Smh folks do anything for clout.

Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭

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i’m finna touch so much money next year

Yes & sometimes I feel like Stanley

I remember when Twitter used to be this simple.

Me seeing people get dragged online publicly for things I do privately:

Poisoning ginger ale means mf was trying to take out the whole Black community.

I seriously want to know who’s keeping Arby’s in business.

Should have never gave you my heart on consignment.

Okay I like your cockiness, fuck being confident.

This shit so good, should be illegal.

I know how to be accountable for everything I’ve done.

Second chances, they don’t come, so I be real.