Superman by @chrissamnee.bsky.social

so is the rest of him

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on… hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left HER: Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive… buried alive…

Sorry. I took my elderly dad out to dinner last week and they gave us two senior discounts. I'm 52.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

Amazon MGM Studios on Instagram: "Just like the old one. But newer. Spaceballs: The New One is coming only to theaters April 23, 2027." 54K likes, 618 comments - amazonmgmstudios on April 15, 2026: "Just like the old one. But newer. Spaceballs: The New One is coming only to theaters April 23, 2027.".

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it's fucking great being consistently disappointed by your own species like holy shit every day a new low for humanity

Just like the old one. But newer.

Check out the brand new trailer for the officially titled Spaceballs: The New One.

70% of you guys are imaginary. 🫤

@realfollowers.bsky.social how many followers do I have?

Thoughts and prayers

Mat Kearney (@matkearney) on Threads Just looking at my calendar. Releasing this Friday works for me. Is that good on your end?

New Mat Kearney music coming Friday. Sounds good.
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Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers take their victory march after defeating Dr. Emilio Lizardo and the evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension.

I thought they were always a thing? In 1990 I did visit a few. Eight hour drive to Buffalo; bitter cold, gray skies (and a gray campus), plus the prospect of being stuck in a tiny dorm room with two strangers? It was enough to convince me to stay closer to home. At least I got to see Niagara Falls.

A metallic foil tray, with "Always Support The Bottom" embossed in the base.

In a world of changing values, one piece of advice remains constant:

I had to eat my traditional Spanish rice dish without musical accompaniment. Totally acapaella.

Give up and go watch Andor again. That's what I did.

it seems unsanitary to hug the same flag you wipe your ass with

The iconic opening credits title card of TWIN PEAKS, which premiered on April 8, 1990; one’s own mind, meanwhile, provides the equally iconic opening chords of composer Angelo Badalamenti’s theme song.

Thirty-six years ago, on April 8, 1990, David Lynch and @markfrost.bsky.social’s TWIN PEAKS pilot introduced a world both wonderful and strange to almost 35 million people. For dreamers and thinkers everywhere, it set off a most beautiful bomb in their imaginations, and continues to do so today. 🏔️🏔️

B A T M A N

Panel 1 A delivery bot on a suburban path says “You don’t always end up where you expect” Panel 2 “It’s silly but I saw myself beside an astronaut rolling across a strange new world” it says as it continues down the path. An alert reads “50m to destination” Panel 3 A had has opened the lid of the bot and taken out a paper bag. “I like to feel useful. Nobody likes a cold hamburger” Panel 4 It continues “So I give every mission my all” The alert says “mission complete” Panel 5 The sun is setting. The bot looks tired. The alert says it’s power is 3% Panel 6 Night. Stars twinkle. The bot is parked in a lot with three others, it has its eyes closed and says “in my dock I dream of space”

My latest for @newscientist.com

fuck this fucking fuck straight into the sea for turning war crimes into a reality show

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

This should be the moment every American disavows reality television forever, because look what it has fucking done.

The #Artemis mission is a reminder that it used to feel like every day we were moving toward a better, if still imperfect, future. Sadly that feeling has been harder to come by of late. Here's hoping the crew gets home safely, and that we can one day live in a world that is worthy of our optimism.

ohhh we've got some stone-cold stunners, folks
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SHAZAM!! ⚡️
Got an itch to draw the Big Red Cheese, Captain Marvel this morning ✍️ 🤓

There are a few less here in north Palm Beach county, but they are not altogether gone.

There's a diner, just south of MaL, that I often go to for breakfast. His first term, I'd pass hundreds of flag-waving, red hat-wearing supporters lining the route; of late, there hasn't been a single one.