On the left - Mint Oreos. On the right - Double Stuf Oreos. Can someone explain to me how the "Double Stuf" have *less* filling the mint? What a rip off. #disappointed

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

"I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me . . ."

Okay, it's just one. But she's absolutely triangulating my location! This time, she was three houses down the street. 🦃

I'm so proud of my mango tree! I wanted to get a picture while there's still fruit ripening.

❤️🥭

I watched a mockingbird flit around the yard like it was working out how to catch something. Then I saw its lunch slither away.

Say hello to my little friend, unscathed by the mockingbird whose eyes were too big for its stomach.

There is *nothing* that tastes as sweet as the first ripe mango of the season.

Best. Breakfast. Ever.

Eleven mangoes are left on the tree, all bigger than this little one. I'm very pleased with my tree's second season. (Three times the output of last season!)

😋🥭

Nooooooo! I'm sorry and I hope you shake it quickly.

I'm keeping a running list of disappearing federal data in the 🧵 below. If there are others I missed let me know. crampell[at]washpost[dot]com or Signal username crampell.13

Opinion | A new era of government censorship has dawned Donald Trump fancies himself a champion of free speech. Oh, really?

A new era of government censorship has begun.
It started with the silencing of scientific speech, when the admin blocked release of research on bird flu. But MAGA has also cracked down on other wrongthink—on race, geography (!), and of course Trump himself
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

My skyline coming in with the synchronicity today.

Sounds good to me!

rt/like if you agree

DAMN IT! Good Morning America just Whamsassinated half of the country. I'm out on day 5! 🤬 Off to Whamhalla for me. Until next year!

This happened and I immediately jumped up to take a picture of this rare occurance. The girls *never* share space. #CallyCottontail #ItsBritneyBitch

Taylor swift looking surprised

mad woman x cassandra truthers realizing we need to come up with new surprise song picks

“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”

Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Here are today's additions to my butterfly army. There are still over 30 cocoons all around the house.

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Say hello to my latest rescue.

The boys caught him last night, but I was able to snag him from the jaws of fuzzy death. He was still breathing, no visible wounds, but seemed to be in shock. I gently put him in one of the plants on the patio.

He's now moved to a different plant and is alert. 😊