My first thought was that that was John Bolton!

As one of my friends put it, "The people trying to remove men from women's sports."

Who will get bombed next: Iran, Pete Hegseth, or Kash Patel?

This day 31 years ago, I was driving to pick up Hollie B from class, had KKEG 92.1 on the radio, and, when she got into the car, it was taking about a blood drive for victims of the OKC bombing. We went to my place, turned on the TV, and just stared.

Meghan Trainor has canceled her tour. Three people are disappointed!

Guy Fieri’s going to do a new show called Diners, Drive-ins, and Douchebags.

To my friends in California: This isn't difficult. Vote for someone else.

If nothing else, thanks for helping me find more people to block!

This isn't difficult. To anybody in California, vote for someone else.

This isn't difficult. To anyone in California, vote for someone else.

I'd say that's a block, but I already blocked him.

Sorry you have to put up with those jerks.

At a restaurant watching Artemis land, and a couple guys are talking about how this is the first time we’ve been to the moon, unless it’s also a conspiracy like 1969.

A local business is advertising its phone number as 630-DUCK, which is also 630-FUCK!

The so-called One Big Beautiful Bill didn't help me at all; my taxes went up last year.

The so-called One Big Beautiful Bill didn't help me at all; my taxes were up.

Fire pit with small fire

They say bonfires are an Easter tradition. So, I did my part!

Ghostbusters celebrate Easter

Farewell, Pam Bondi. We knew you better than we wanted!

Hearing reports that the entire staff at WRTV was fired today following acquisition by crosstown WISH-TV. (h/t @zerwekh.bsky.social)

Studying communications in college the first time just won me $15. All I need is another 500 of these for it to have paid for itself!

Leave it to MAGA to take a song about hooking up in gay bathhouses and turning into something really disgusting!

If a bunch of people who live in New Jersey and Long Island say it was a peaceful protest with no arrests, they're telling the truth.

The NYPD tends to live outside the city and rarely passes up a chance to make the city look bad.

Me with a cart full of groceries, "I'd better check my list, though I'm pretty certain I have everything on it."

Checks list.

"Oh, crap! I haven't picked up one damn item on this list!"

Mizzou basketball has traditionally been a solid and fun, if not quite elite, regular season team that completely shits the bed in the postseason. That trend will not abate this year.

I said I’d rather get a colonoscopy than watch the Melania movie.

The Cologuard says I don’t have to do either! 🥳🥳🥳

Not even Chuck Norris could defeat Father Time.

My Ass - 1
Expensive pair of sunglasses - 0

But he did a great version of “Black Hole Sun!”

I suspect whether we have storms tonight will depend on if Chuck Norris blows out the 86 candles on his birthday cake. Chuck Norris, by the way, doesn’t blow out candles. He blows out street lights!

I hope the One Big Beautiful Bill helped the rest of you because it sure-as-hell didn’t benefit me. On roughly the same income as the previous year, my taxes went UP!