Amsterdam in November

Image showing negative amount of money after pension decline due to President Trump

Fuck you Trump. Fuck you. Hopefully my pension recovers by the time i get to need it

I will gladly have 15% and that is it. Heating controls must be physical. I dont want a car with a karaoke system or whoopie cushion gimicks, and the only AI service that i would want, would be to get lane hoggers moved to the left. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Ultimate number of disguises!

Slow progress but i feel like we are getting somewhere now!

#sourdough #breadguy

Im a bread guy now

For Christmas, my wife bought me a subscription to a service called #brickborrow where you rent lego sets. Build them, keep them around for a bit and then break it back down and send it back. It is such a good service and i’ve had three sets in January alone! #lego #starwars

Playing satisfactory whilst on a walking treadmill. Sweating my ass off! Not so sure it will catch on 😀

I think this is intentional - he makes you feel uncomfortable and im sure many people can think of someone like Roland in real life. I think his character definitely grows on you by the end.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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Tis the season of ignoring neighbours and friends in the supermarket. You are getting in the way. Move.

If you are seeing this, drop an old photo that you still love

Why have we not invented a mechanism to copy full bank details - at once - into our banking apps to create a payee. Rather than writing them down, or switching between apps to check. Copy the text, paste it in and extract the details?

Bisexual flag on a large digital billboard. Text saying “Happy Bisexual Awareness Week!” Provided by the charity “Just Like Us”

Bisexual flag on a large digital billboard. Text saying “Bisexuality doesnt go away when we date someone of a certain gender” Provided by the charity “Just Like Us”

Great to see the representation today at @metrocentre.bsky.social #bi #bivisibilityday #bisexualvisibilityday

Welcome! and well done on the coming out - it can be tough!

Typically forgot!

Interesting UI question. This price filter - is it filtering by “price going up” with the lowest price at the bottom. Or “price going down” with the highest price at the bottom? Because my brain got it wrong. #ui #ix

Welcome to the internet,
We made it safe and sound.
The children are protected,
While the rest of us get drowned.
So give up your documents,
And maybe we’ll behave—
You’re only free to speak
If you’re willing to be brave.

See the watchdogs grin and tighten
While the nation bites its lip—
“Don’t you trust the algorithm?
It was built for censorship.”
Is it grooming? Is it trolling?
Is it satire? Who can tell?
Every thought gets auto-flagged
Inside this filtered hell.

Can’t use Discord,
Can’t use Reddit,
Not without a proof of age—
Just a quick and simple check,
We’ll need access to your face.

And if that doesn’t sit right,
Well, I guess you must be sus.
Why would anyone say no
Unless they’re dangerous?

It was freedom,
It was madness,
It was open-source delight.
Now it’s proving that you’re legal
Just to scroll through late at night.
We had chaos! We had culture!
We had GIFs of cats in shoes!
Now we’ve queues to verify
We’re not some kids on booze

Did you think this wouldn’t happen?
Did you think they’d play it cool?
Now your browsing habits
Are a case file for a school.
Say goodbye to anonymity,
The watchdogs never sleep—
The road to safety’s paved with
Things we swore we’d never keep

Welcome to the internet,
Everything’s secure,
So long as you believe
A foreign firm is pure.
They promise not to sell it,
They pinky-swear it’s safe,
But still they need a passport
And a biometric face.

Could I interest you in Netflix,
Or Spotify for tunes?
Just confirm your age and gender
Under our new set of rules.
Wanna watch a trailer?
Wanna post a meme?
Here’s a portal to a third-party
You’ve never even seen

Welcome to the internet,
Upload your ID!
Wanna stream a sitcom?
Better scan your face for me.
Here’s a page of cookies,
Click “Accept” or be denied—
Yes, we logged your iris,
No, you can’t unsubscribe.

I’ve asked Chat GPT to create alternative lyrics to Bo Burnhams “Welcome to the internet” . It is so good. Someone needs to make this into a song to protest the UK Online Safety Act

Lyrics coming up:

Whoever designed Oil Ocean 2 in the sonic remake a few years back needs shot. Lets obscure the screen with an increasingly dense fog until you flick switches here and there. Did anyone playtest this, or check accessibility standards? #sonicmania #oilocean

I got rid of most Meta products but i cant get people to move away from Whatsapp!

A picture of a dog lying on its back with paws in the air.

A week of looking after my sisters dog Daisy who never leaves my side

Fantastic. QQ. Will you be doing any integration with a users O365 calendar?