i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings

Esther Povitsky: Hot For My Name - Full Special YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up

I’ve watched this one so many times youtu.be/peVeagYsHw0?...

Geoffrey Asmus | The Only Funny White Man (Full Comedy Special) YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media

youtu.be/4FBoP_zujFw?...

do we think it's good that entire economy is based on the same entities passing money back and forth on speculative investment without anyone making anything that someone outside the loop is buying

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

Venus Williams has Sjögren’s syndrome.

Linking health care with jobs means people with disabilities or chronic illnesses either cannot quit working or face not being able to have health insurance because they can’t work.

Now remember that 300,000 Black women lost jobs in the last 3 months.

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

thank u for this representation

gonna be a rude awakening after they dismantle everything that allows the US to perpetuate its empire and these ppl find out the thing perpetuating the empire wasnt Innate American Greatness

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

This is my fave Schoolhouse Rock song of all time and unfortunately for my friends, I sometimes perform it at parties

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm

Cause of death: Mary Cosby calling Meredith's Audrey Hepburn bangs a "type of suffering." 💀 #RHOSLC

Boston Rob in the turret tonight #TheTraitorsUS

I love Kieran but Jeremy Strong should absolutely win Best Supporting for playing Roy Cohn, holy shit

Perfect day to purchase this book

It’s a whole new year and I’m still an idiot? Seems fake but OK

Exactly the same for me when I saw it. Pls don’t tell anyone

Just realized that “I know it smell crazy in there” applies to all four of Eggers’ feature films. That man nasty!

trade offer meme I receive: all the money and water you receive: bad spell check and mass unemployment

the AI scam

Do it with practical effects, you coward

female mantis: pray, love, eat

the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"

Incredible reveal

put the ages of the adults on your holiday cards you cowards

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit